GorbinOutOverHere

joined 2 years ago
[–] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

Ignore them forever like I'm doing

[–] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago (6 children)

but then what SHOULD I waste it on

[–] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

who cares, literally everything spies on everything

[–] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 0 points 9 months ago (3 children)

if you download it and play it through Plex it can grab a variety of subtitles for you automatically

[–] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

you really want to be told "it's celsius, we are all fucked"

[–] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

amateur cooks people 🙄 high heat for a short period of time will only "cook" the outside 🙄🙄

[–] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

I mean no shit. My rent goes up every year, now food and everything else has too. No shit people want prices to go down, but woops, thanks capitalism

[–] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

CBD also helps and doesn't leave a motherfucker with the jitters

[–] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

coming back a week later for this, lol

[–] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 1 points 9 months ago

That's why you're not supposed to look at the sun, it's too much concentrated gender

 

How's it been going? Anybody seeing some results? I've been telling y'all to row for months now, at least a few of you should be getting absolutely shredded by now! I'm about to go row even though I'm sober and it absolutely sucks, so y'all better get to work!

 

I wish for all of you to get as swole as I'm getting 😌

 

if I see a single so called "communist" out there whose lats are not just poppin, whose torso is not just fearsome, shaped like motherfucking bruce lee, with biceps strong enough to rip apart the police by hand, I'll know they're actually a fucking LIBERAL

 
 

the main poem you keep comin' back to

 

im unstoppable. use me to power communism rat-salute-2

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net to c/fitness@hexbear.net
 

It's actually more than that because the rower sometimes counts two days as two different sets on the same day. But anyway, allegedly I've burnt 17994 calories, and jfc i have grown powerful. 342 miles motherfuckers

That's all that's the post

I would have posted this yesterday, but

 

For those of you who told me to not use max resistance, fuck you

To those who told me to use max resistance, fuck you

To the rest of you, get rowing dawg your arms will be able to pop off fascist heads like soda tabs

 

In 30 minutes of row time, at 10/16 resistance

I've overcome the back pain and am becoming truly monstrous. I sprinted the last 5 minutes at like 52 strokes per minute. I sounded like a human freight train.

My shoulders are becoming boulders and I can make my chest dance. I've had friends comment on how they can see my biceps across the room. I am becoming one of antifas greatest super soldiers. My pronouns will soon be he/himbo

All it took was getting a rowing machine and using it for like 1-2 hours a day (doing stuff is hard I have to take a lot of breaks to smoke weed u_u) almost every day between December and now while explicitly ignoring advice to not do that. Tbh you should probably alternate rowing and running, I'm built different, sweaty

I should probably exercise less tbh it's hard to keep my weight ~170 without a lot of extra protein but my brain broke and I'm addicted to the row zone

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