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What is the worst song in the history of the entire world, and why is it Michael Buble's "Just Haven’t Met You Yet"? in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

wtf

What is the worst song in the history of the entire world, and why is it Michael Buble's "Just Haven’t Met You Yet"? in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

"Just Haven't Met You Fett" and it's Boba Fett

"Just Haven't Met You Nyett" and it's Russian

Guess who's gonna win the 2032 Dem primaries in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
Guess who's gonna win the 2032 Dem primaries in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

A chip off the ol' soggy block

Interesting in c/food@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

"Made with hate" is very funny

Kind of wild how we have a potential pandemic brewing in Amerikkka that no one in power seems to even acknowledge exists. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

feral-hog biggus-piggus Hoggers covid-cool

PENIS PRAGER IS DOWN! in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

Oh, I'll pray alright

Matt Gaetz to be Attorney General. in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago

Haven't heard anything about Boebert?

ADMIN UPDATE - Tank Comm Renamings in c/main@hexbear.net
Lmao no fucking way is this a real game? in c/games@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

My gut says:

toriel-glare = Ivanka

Asgore= Jared

Asriel = Barron

Lmao no fucking way is this a real game? in c/games@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

sans-undertale = obama-prism

papyrus-cool = brandon

Chara / mettaton-dance = cheeto-man

flowey-smug = planet-hillary

alphys-smug = meow-bernie

Lmao no fucking way is this a real game? in c/games@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

Instead of a flower

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"Finally, after all this time...I'm not alone anymore." (hexbear.net)
 
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Kamalost (hexbear.net)
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Credit to @Sickos@hexbear.net for this pun

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Me tonight on r/neoliberal or patriots.win, depending on how things go: (hexbear.net)
 
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Still plugging away at EarthBound, and just got the Sword of Kings (Drop rate of 1/128) on like my 5th Starman Super battle!!!!!! (Pic from EB wiki) (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Guamer@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net
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LESSSSSSGGGGGGOOOOOO!!!!!!

lets-fucking-go sicko-ness lets-fucking-go

Me and my friend had like 5-10 minutes before we had to call it for the night when we entered the spawn area, and he joked we should go to Vegas if I actually got it. I was mainly doing the fights too, I hadn't gotten the instakill tactic fully down yet, and got it at the end of one. I'm stoked I don't have to spend potentially an hour and a half getting that thing.

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The U.S.: Where there's more brands of peanut butter than there are major political parties (hexbear.net)
 

Just seems funny how we have so much "choice"...except for where it actually matters

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Who would win? (hexbear.net)
 
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"Halloween feels different now". IT'S BECAUSE OF CAPITALISM. CAPITALISM. IT'S WEARING EVERYONE DOWN AND CRUSHING THEIR SPIRITS (hexbear.net)
 

Halloween feels different now

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Anty-christ (hexbear.net)
 
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Ha Ha! (hexbear.net)
 
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"I would like a candidate that won't support and arm an ongoing genocide." "YOU'RE BEING A NAIVE CHILD, FUCK OFF AND DIE." (hexbear.net)
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Knowledge Fight/Home Movies - Fighting is in the Gut (hexbear.net)
 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlLIeQtfTws

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When u hear a can opening on the other side of the country (hexbear.net)
 
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