tell the mystery force responsible for the mystery thing good job

UBlock Origin has retorted that the sponsorship affiliate links fit the Easy List definition for an advertisement and therefore they will not make an exception.

Completely and obviously correct. These are ads. The job of ublock origin is to block ads. The ads are being blocked, the software is doing its job, the advertisers can get fucked. Ads are brain-pollution and displaying them to me should be considered assault.

If you want my money tell me why I should pay you and I'll consider it, fuck off with the ads

If you're literally shoplifting to get enough food, it shouldn't be too hard. Food staples are not especially closely guarded (the way electronics and whatnot are) and they're cheap enough that loss prevention people aren't going to focus too hard on it.

If I were in a food-precarious situation I would just make a habit of grabbing a chunk of extra food any time I'm buying food. Leave it in the cart or your own bag or whatever and if you get caught by Paul Blart well then you just forgot to ring up that one, no big deal.

I'd look up what amount of theft (in $ amount) constitutes a felony and then be careful to never steal more than that from one store, not even over a period of months or years. Cause those wannabe piggies will be more than happy to let you cross that line and then get the cops involved

Just plop Israel right on top of Berlin. Give em the entire city, any suburbs, whatever. People are there already? Guess it's time for them to move. Wouldn't want to be antisemitic

Well the second question is probably just availability. There are dogs everywhere and a lot of people straight up harass you if you don't have or like dogs.

And meanwhile I'm sitting at work in the evil empire

Drink lots of fluids, piss like a race horse, and go work out. Burn fat. Sweat. Seriously, get out there and run every day. This is still probably doable but you gotta put in some effort

Yesss dude, fuck yeah, send in some Americans to the meat grinder!

I love his cohost sitting there like "holy fuck I didn't know Linus grew up in the 1940s"

What linus is actually trying to say is very true though, it's wild how pervasive that particular word was not even that long ago. Like back in 2013 it was still pretty much normal for most people

It's pretty much the worst kind of house to have, enjoyable only by the ultra wealthy who visit every once in a while and leave it otherwise uninhabited. Having to take a fucking boat to get groceries or do anything sucks ass, saltwater-air is bad for basically everything humans make, etc etc.

Roasting of complete strangers such as on the mentioned subreddit sucks because it isn't funny. Nobody there is clever and most of the insults they use could be applied to basically anyone

Roasting your friends is a valuable form of bonding and can help resolve social conflicts before they actually become serious conflicts

I'm sitting here trying to figure out how to make a joke about a dude having a chance with lesbians by comparing a plastic filled dick with a dildo but no matter how I approach it it just ends up way more offensive than it is funny for like at least three different reasons

So instead I just bring you the remains of this aborted joke and say "imagine if I were funny"