Hexphoenix

joined 1 year ago
[–] Hexphoenix@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And meanwhile I'm sitting at work in the evil empire sicko-wistful

[–] Hexphoenix@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Drink lots of fluids, piss like a race horse, and go work out. Burn fat. Sweat. Seriously, get out there and run every day. This is still probably doable but you gotta put in some effort

[–] Hexphoenix@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

I really think it's mostly organic. I don't think they tell you to be corrupt, they just tell you to "be smart" and "pay attention to how we do it" and then they either fall in line with all their corrupt piggy buddies or get fired

[–] Hexphoenix@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

Yesss dude, fuck yeah, send in some Americans to the meat grinder! lets-fucking-go

[–] Hexphoenix@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I love his cohost sitting there like "holy fuck I didn't know Linus grew up in the 1940s"

What linus is actually trying to say is very true though, it's wild how pervasive that particular word was not even that long ago. Like back in 2013 it was still pretty much normal for most people

[–] Hexphoenix@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Lolcow" is a term by which internet bullies refer to prominent or exciting victims. One "milks" the lolcow... for "lols" by going and bullying them and then posting screenshots of the interaction on 4chan or whatever your preferred bully nest is

[–] Hexphoenix@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

I have not noticed any such uptick

[–] Hexphoenix@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Smh you powergamers ruin all the fun, I'm just over here going all in on screm2 class and I gotta be compared to mfers like you

[–] Hexphoenix@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you've ever played D&D you know that being unable to separate the actions of a character from the person portraying that character is a disease afflicting the brains of, like, most Americans at least

[–] Hexphoenix@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

"Certainly! I would be willing to go as high as ₹1,000,000. Let me know!"

[–] Hexphoenix@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

He's got two first names, what's not to like?

[–] Hexphoenix@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Subscribe to my lighthouse or I'll track your route and turn off the light whenever you're nearby

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