Sephitard9001

joined 5 years ago
[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

The transitional period was swarm of bees

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That can't be, they pump so much money into that department and it would irresponsible to misappropriate that blob-no-thoughts

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (42 children)

What makes you say this? Not doubting I'm just unsure how that would go either way tbh. I don't have the confidence to say that.

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

what would you do?

the-doohickey hillary-disgust

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Well as you can see, this heatwave trend will continue all the way west across the Divided Snakkkes until it reaches Nevada and temperatures are expected to reach record breaking highs over the weekend. Over the next two weeks we predict that there is a 80% chance of everything under Heaven being in chaos. Our meteorologists say the situation is excellent. Back to you, Kkkrackkker.

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

I thought you were exaggerating for comedic effect agony-turbo

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I've been saying this. Assassinating two cops to start a brawl where you dance through 15 other guys cutting them all down like an Italian John Wick is so much more fun than slamming a sword into a guy's face 8 times because "oouuugh he's 3 levels higher than meeee"

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (6 children)
[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago

Yes it's based on a comic by Garth Ennis. Superheroes become mainstream enough that there's a superhero industry and their brands are managed by a corporation because they're celebrities now instead of vigilantes. Crazy guy with a grudge gets a team together to eradicate the supes because 99% of them are flawed, egotistical maniacs as they're basically groomed from young age like Nickelodeon stars but they're walking WMDs instead. So it's "anti cape-shit" but effectively still ends up being cape shit most of the time because most characters are supes.

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God I still see that regularly. Like every single usual suspect subreddit has at least one person doing the "Day 943 of the 3 day Special Military Operation smuglord "

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Looking nervously at the map of Unicorn Overlord side-eye-1

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