Probably saw someone wearing a keffiyeh and tried to commit a hit and run
this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2024
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Or trying to pull over because he saw a black man minding their own business that he wanted to chase with a shotgun.
Holy shit this title is fucking gold, good work comrade
I may not be Dale Earnhardt, but I crashed because I couldn't turn left
Maybe some jail time will sort you out, sweetie.
I believe the industry term for what is happening to his brain is called “percussive maintenance”
I think you should leave bit when Robinson crashes his hotdog car in his hotdog costume but it's Fetterman in a normal car but still in the hotdog costume because he's such a fucking slob.
Being a slob is his only endearing quality
lock him up
Senators don't have drivers? I'm legit surprised we let Senators drive themselves just based on their average age.
Rep. Jackie Walorski had a driver and he got her killed
Veering hard to the left would be worse.
Yet another reason cars are bad, they make centrism look correct.
I feel like maybe the guy who said he got brain damage from a stroke should lose his driving license
Super Mutant in the whip, where he going tho
imagine getting rear-ended and it's a fucking senator. I would snap
I'd be mad if they were at fault and they weren't hurt. Like if you're going to be accidentally involved with a senator, at least make it so their biography has to say "They died rear-ending Joe Dingus, a random man on his way to pick up his son."
this just reminds me of how biden always lies about the driver being drunk in the accident where his wife and kid(s) died
libs be like "who cares? I crash my car every weekend! On purpose!"
The wild part is that he wasn't even in a car when it happened.
his 7 foot behemoth freak ass shouldn't even be allowed behind a wheel, probably has to curve his back into a C shape to avoid hitting his head on the ceiling
🎶I crashed my car into the bridge, I don't care! I love Israel, I don't care!
You want me down on Earth, but I am up in space You're so damn hard to please, we gotta kill these kids
You're from the campuses, but I'm a zionist 🎵
Nice pun.
Needs his brake checked and his brain checked
excellent pun