Tankiedesantski

joined 4 years ago
[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Perfect. I've always thought the biggest problem with my Xbox controller is that it's too easy for its speed and heading to be ascertained by U-boats.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago

Holy shit, imagine mounting a rebellion for more nescafe.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Justin Trudeau looking disappointed and taking off his blackface makeup because it's not warm enough for him to do a full Indian cosplay.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Most white libs cannot conceive of the LGBT experience as anything other than a binary of "gay rights: yes/no". They look at a map of "countries that recognize gay marriage" and sort the world into good and bad based on the colors on that map.

They don't want to think about how LGBT people may be able to marry in those "good" countries but might also get beaten or harassed or spat on or killed walking down the street with their partner. They also can't imagine that there are places where gay marriage is not legally recognized but people will leave LGBT people the fuck alone because there's a centuries long precedent of gay or lesbian or trans people in the local culture.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Biden is Hamas.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Biden's heated gamer moment.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm old enough (not that old really) to remember libs looking down on poor people for eating fast food because it's cheap and nasty and unhealthy.

Over time that's shifted to libs looking down on poor people for eating fast food because it's a wasteful extravagance.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's the ethics of paying Alex Jones to get his fans to boil their nads?

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Let him cook. I want to see a stainless steel rocket accelerate uncontrollably into the sun with his balls onboard.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

America goes to war with China.

Every price of American equipment plays "The East is Red" at max volume and self destructs.

xigma-male

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Slowly build up to "show hog or doxx"

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Once you have kids, you'll hate them so much that you'll want to leave them a boiling uninhabitable hellhole of a world.

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