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He accidentally refers to Xi as a slur, apologizes, then accidentally refers to Xi as Putin but with the same slur

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[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like his trajectory is to use more and more antiquated and offensive language to refer to Black people. So my guess is that some kind of old-timey POC slur is where he will be heading next.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Biden's heated gamer moment.

[–] someone@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)

He'll talk about the USSR in the present tense.

This won't even register in the media though, they've been pushing "Putin wants to reform the USSR" for months

[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

he'll refer to another long-dead leader of a country as someone he is in frequent contact with

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

"I was named after my uncle Joe! We called him iron Joe because.... When my.... Well when my ma first got a clothes iron, the family... [Incomprehensible], and that's how COVID worked, jack!"

[–] mechwarrior2@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Implying isis-k are "our guys" or something to that effect

[–] thebartermyth@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Vice President Coconut

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

addressing NBA players

Vice President K… K… Carmello and I -

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

biden-forgor Vice President Kamaillo...Vice President Kacala...Vice President volcel-kamala

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Vice President Kamacho

[–] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Ding ding ding motherfucker

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago
[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

He'll fumble a sentence and boast about how many more Americans died from covid under his presidency than Trump's

[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mentions his friend "Rhodesia Dan"

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Goofyass question but was Biden a big Rhodesia guy?

[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No idea, but it sounds right

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

BREAKING: Racist Old Man Loves White Supremacist State

[–] ChairmanSpongebob@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He WILL say the gamer word

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

biden-alert

I was the first gamer woman to serve with a gamer president

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

He mumbles his words that makes it sound like he's saying a slur. so he holds a press conference denying he said the slur only to accidentally say the slur at the press conference.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Refers to the Democratic Republic of the Congo as the Belgian Congo.

[–] thebartermyth@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

thinking everyone still has pensions and getting corrected

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Biden and Trump get into a fight over supporting the Saudis and it gets really awkward.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

MBS chuckled as he stood in the middle of the two spatting presidents and put his hands on their shoulders.

“Fellas. Fellas! Relax. You can both give me money!”

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago
[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was the first one to genocide Palestine

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

He says put loud exactly why they would have to had invented an isntrael to support "American Interests".

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Refers to Chuck Schumer as his son, Hunter.

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Biden will be walking along and then turn around with drool dripping from his chin and start talking to nobody and one of his minders will quickly come up to wipe his chin and biden will start yelling at them and drop some slurs.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

He will refer to Corn Pop as the president of Russia