Umechan

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[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

JD Vance doesn't cuddle. He violates you then leaves, making you feeling used and cheapened, only for him to find another slutty couch to fuck.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 8 points 4 weeks ago

I had to Google the original headline to make sure this wasn't fake. I don't know how anyone can act like no longer being able to do on five holidays a year is a serious concern when the Labour government is in the process of gutting support for disabled people. This is beyond tone death even by the Telegraph's standards.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago

That's no joke, patting yourself on the back can be fatal when you don't have a spine.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Poitrine is really fucked up in parts. There was one episode where the enemy was a tengu-esque monster with a fan and used it to blow some kids clothes off. There's also another where a side character gets punished by his mother by being given an enema, which was shown on screen with the camera only cutting out a few moments before inserting it. I don't know how they were allowed to film those scenes.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

When Karl Marx said "to each according to one's need" he didn't consider how incredibly needy I am. Checkmate communists.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It wouldn't surprise me if it were true. Many older millennial Brits grew up with The Crankies and then later discovered they were well known swingers. Anything seems believable after that.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago

I miss the days when I could count on JP for new recommendations for niche fetish porn.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But have you not considered the damage it might do to their jackets? I guess fabric isn't important enough for you people.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago

Even putting the sign aside I have to wonder what definition of "mass" includes 4 people out of a population of 1.4 billion.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

So Denmark is basically just the Netherlands with Lego?

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

English did too. It uses the Roman alphabet. Japanese also includes a number of "Chinese" characters that are unique Japanese and are either not used in Chinese or were later adopted by the Chinese language.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

I don't think it's as common in the UK nowadays compared to the 90s (they seem to have removed almost all of their public toilets instead), but I recently found one that charged 20p and only accepted card payments. I don't know how it's even worth them taking payments unless the card providers waive their fees.

 

I used to think human rights were unconditional, but then someone told me that Palestinians are actually homophobic, so as any rational person capable of critical thinking and nuanced thought would do, I abandoned all of my values and pivoted to support for apartheid.

They made an excellent point, namely that I should support the murder and displacement of homophobes, which is why I propose the following.

Every queer person in North America will come together and form a milita. I'll assume George Soros will pay for everything. For your first mission, you'll take over the state of Florida. I have it on good authority from Conservatives that the US military has gone woke, so I expect them to cooperate with you.

To any Floridians reading this, you have 24 hours to leave before you are crushed under the high heels of the Pink Army. You brought this on yourself by voting for Ron Desantis. Do not resist. Bigots deserve bombs. Anyone who is opposed to this is a homophobe who supports Hamas and is literally worse than Hitler.

QUEER PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO DEFEND THEMSELVES!

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