chiefterror

"I didn't shave"

-normal friendships -acquaintances or connections -fake-ass libs or pants-shitting cons snake-sliding their way into your life & tripping over themselves -FOMO because you're adverse to mainstream social media -enough beans for tacos -steady nerves -any or all chances of quitting smoking -contact with your right-wing family

Seaweed/yaki-nori works for me, but good suggestion. Mamenori is alright too

cw: streets lined with bodies

I yelled to a room full of motherfuckers I don't even know that I needed a shower, went home and took one after the first screening. I knew damn well that this Orlok was gonna be the biggest PoS version of him we've ever seen, but even then my expectations were a bit succeeded. Saw it opening night in the cinema, twice. Best xmas ever

Not enough wild & unwanted hair. Bad take

I would love to see what happens if you fed this guy an Impossible/Beyond burger* with seitan bacon and didn't tell him shit from shoelaces. He might not be upset by it unless he's also fettered by cheese substitutes.

*There are far better alternatives for veg burger patties that aren't even "trying to be meat", those two brands are just sorta good at disguising themselves (mostly with marketing) so those are my chosen examples.

Every morning I wake up, I ask myself one thing: against what or whom will I now have my revenge against society?

I have spent the majority of my life so utterly consumed by justified and highly depressive misanthropic disgust, that it's fully circled back around to cackling Pythonesque whimsy

chained to a sinking anchor

Veni, vidi, vici.

squeak

I remember when he edited a bunch of comments (in a subreddit that memed and normalized Tr**p of all things) that were all dunking on him to make it look like they were actually dunking on the moderators instead. Spez wrote the "incel neckbeard mod" playbook & keeps finding new things to add.

I don't care how big of a stan he claims to be for net neutrality, because he only applies that energy towards his own selfish wants for his capitalist endeavours. When net neutrality was supposedly actually "killed" in 2017 I don't recall him doing that much to spearhead any resistance en masse & the majority end-user response felt especially lackluster. It's an armchair lodge.

Not at all. I'm just scratching the surface because I don't want to depress myself today.