No he isn't. He's too smooth
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Joe Rogan is NOT smooth.
Pls pls pls can our next struggle session be about the smoothness of Joe Rogans forehead
We will divide into hyper and hypo scrotal camps and fight. Accusing each other of uhhhh... body shaming people's scrotums and/or Joe Rogan
Are you laughing at my smooth, bald head resembling scrotum?
I'm just saying we should put your scrotum and Joe rogan in a wind tunnel to compare smoothness, smooth-scrote.
I wud win
Plus you could teabag Joe Rogan in the wind tunnel
There's only one problem
spoiler
owls don't have scrotums
So this whole debate was caused by you packing smooth plastic truck nuts?
Yeh
Joe Rogan
Joe ~~Rogan~~ Scrotum
hmmm... its too perfect to be a coincidence.
Scro Rogan
Too bad hes not neutered
Not enough wild & unwanted hair. Bad take
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Computer, post thread!
My mind automatically went Joe biden because wrinkly old zionist
I'm not posting my scrotum just because you told me to.
Holy shit, Joe Rogan is Hexbear?! 😱😱😱
No, I just have him in my nether regions where he won't shut the fuck up.