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[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 61 points 6 days ago (4 children)

You can't call me a fascist because my gf is half jewish smuglord

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 45 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Same vibes as "I have a black friend, I can't be racist!"

[–] ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

That reminds me of when a far-right candidate for parliament in France (in 2022) prepared a picture of his (black) wife ahead of a debate, so that when confronted with the fact that his party has a history of harbouring neo-nazi and other racist higher-ups he showed it and said: "A picture of my wife. Thank you." centrist

[–] Sinisterium@hexbear.net 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Especially funny since there is a trope of the rich white french dude being really into dark-skinned african women, while being extremely chauvinistic.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

If I'm a racist, how come I have a partner I can tokenize and fetishize? Checkmate

[–] MarxusMaximus@hexbear.net 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Burger fash be like "I can't be fash, my girlfriend has a berg in her name"

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[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 16 points 6 days ago

"my penis is the needle in my moral compass"

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

It’s giving blood-quantum racial biology that he felt it was necessary to qualify it as half Jewish

[–] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 44 points 6 days ago (1 children)

On one hand, my minecraft empire runs on slavery and industrial factory farms that would make an american capitalist blush.

On the other hand,

so-true >"IM NOT A FASCIST, MY GIRLFRIEND IS JEWISH!"

Motherfucker one of the world's last western colonial outposts in the middle east is a jewish-supremacist concentration camp that has been engaging in genocide and ethnic cleansing for the past 80-odd years.

[–] Sinisterium@hexbear.net 20 points 6 days ago

You see I dont believe in the speciality of a certain race over other, thats why I am using the special status of the race of my gf to invoke that!

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 43 points 6 days ago (6 children)

meanwhile I can't even commit to doing an evil run on the RPGs I play, I literally have zero extra fun playing as an asshole as opposed to playing as a decent person

is it a matter of personality, or is the evil path in most games just stupid cartoonish cruelty for its own sake? or both? I think it has to be both

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Funnily enough, I remember trying to do a renegade playthrough of Mass Effect 1

First opportunity you have is on the first mission, where you're trying to figure out what's going on. There's a pair of scientists hiding in a building, one of them understandably freaked out, and apparently without his medication. The renegade option (which I learned in real time) is rifle butting the guy into unconsciousness

I didn't get past that

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

Would you like to:

Paragon: Not be a fascist?

Renegade: Be a fascist?

"omg this game is so deep!"

[–] Sinisterium@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

Or constantly shouting in-world slurs at hanar.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 29 points 6 days ago (3 children)

”This game has you do moral choices that shape how your player character is portrayed in the story.”

Choices are literally ”save everyone” and ”kill everyone”.

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 24 points 6 days ago

"This game is gritty and realistic and shows how morality is a blurry gray zone"

If you take a moment to save this cute kitten you actually doom an entire village to being pillaged and burned to the ground

[–] Sinisterium@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago

Will you blow a town up using a mini-nuke for reasons or dont.

Tis truly the most nuanced morality choice of them all!!

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago

I’ve heard these types of moral choices called “Save the cat kick the dog” or something like that

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

I’m right there with you. When I was a kid I always played evil but as an adult I can’t do it.

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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 40 points 6 days ago (4 children)

"Escapism" oh please.

HOI players are playing for escapism too, but there's a reason half the community are fascists while the other half are communists. The fantasy that players are choosing to play for their "escapism" directly lines up with what they are.

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 28 points 6 days ago

Yeah I do play games for “escapism” to some extent and that “escapism” usually means “what if I could save everyone and make society better”

[–] sgtlion@hexbear.net 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I think this true, but only for a smaller subset of players. My Stellaris empires have ranged the full spectrum of communist utopian to slavery and genocidal exterminators. Similarly for my many Vicky playthroughs.

[–] edge@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The fantasy that players are choosing to play for their "escapism" directly lines up with what they are.

Ehh, I mostly play interesting (alt-)historical situations. A lot of it is stuff like re-forming old empires. Stuff I would absolutely oppose in real life. It’s not really ideological for me, it’s mainly about forming interesting borders.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Paradox spreadsheet simulators are boogiefied MS paint programs

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[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I never play games for escapism. I play them because they're like complex puzzles to be solved. These people are always telling on themselves.

Alt-history stuff is usually in the strategy category. To me, it's more about min-maxing communist Turks to destroy the inferior British and their population of filthy casuals.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Alt-history stuff is usually in the strategy category. To me, it's more about min-maxing communist Turks to destroy the inferior British and their population of filthy casuals.

Here's a fun challenge, how do you get communist Ireland to take back the occupied lands, liberate Scotland and wales, and puppet England without joining the comintern.

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[–] Sinisterium@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

escapism HOI4 = nazi aesthetics without nazi actions.

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 39 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

THOUGHT COMPLETE

NUREMBERG LAWS

cryptofascist "How can I be a fascist when I have a half-Jewish girlfriend? Doesn’t make any sense. Look, here’s the permit I need to marry her to prove that I’m telling the truth."

[–] Lucien@mander.xyz 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

What's the translation (roughly) of that graphic?

Edit: nm, I looked up Nuremberg laws

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 35 points 6 days ago

Saw a tumblr post that called reddit "The suburbs of the internet," and I think about that a lot

[–] chiefterror@hexbear.net 31 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Reminder: the CEO of Reddit is a gooey insufferable alt-right jackass and, from what a friend told me, they're flirting with the idea of instituting paywalls for engaging in certain subreddits. I told that friend to come here and be done with it.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 30 points 6 days ago (2 children)

don't know if your description fully conveys the depravity of Steve "I'll own slaves after the apocalypse" Huffman

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

He also used to mod the Jailbait sub before it got shut down. Dudes a fuckin sleezeball.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

That's such a specifically greasy 2003 time capsule of a guy to be. I'm pretty sure the mods of those places are contractually obligated to wear cheap suede button up shirts (never buttoned), put too much gel in their hair and have sunglasses permanently bolted over their orbital sockets

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[–] chiefterror@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

Not at all. I'm just scratching the surface because I don't want to depress myself today.

[–] roux@hexbear.net 25 points 6 days ago

Escapism is being something you want to be but can't to escape the daily bullshit. And fascism is only when against Jewish people, apparently. Tell me you went to public school in the US without telling me.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 23 points 6 days ago

My 'I only play as a fascist as a form of escapism, my girlfriend is Jewish!' t-shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by the t-shirt.

[–] Beryl@lemmy.ml 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

"She was worse, I tell you! She was (may God forgive me for uttering this word) Welsh!"

[–] Lucien@mander.xyz 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I hate Lovecraft stans. "He wasn't racist! It was just a book!" Like hunty, it was every book. And in his wife's biography of him lol.

[–] Sinisterium@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I thought the defence of him was that letter that never got published, where he at the end of his life apologized for being so racist or something?

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

he was, arguably, on a positive trajectory but it would've been tough to make up for what he wrote or named his cat.

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[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 18 points 6 days ago (2 children)

i dont get this “half jewish” stuff. i googled jewish as an ethnicity because it always confused me and it seems to me like “ethnically jewish” is the same as when italians try to claim they’re not white. it says people can be ethnically jewish due to a shared language and culture and heritage, but all these mfs ive seen calling themselves ethnically jewish just came from europe and are white to my eye. is there some actual genetic difference from a white ethnic jew whose family is from poland and a white pole?

not that it has any bearing on whether or not this dude is a fascist but i just dont get this. to me it feels like saying you’re half christian and i dont see how jewish is an ethnicity

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 23 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Outside of some sorta cracker "I'm 10% Irish" blood quantum bullshit, "half Jewish" could mean that they are Zera Yisrael I.e. their dad was Jewish but not their mum and thus they aren't considered entirely Jewish by some of the more orthodox sects.

[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

That is exactly the reason I have seen people in my own life call themselves half jewish. Jewish father, non Jewish mother. Idk how strictly it's actually followed but even my more reform based friends follow that logic

[–] simpletailor@hexbear.net 22 points 6 days ago

A couple of things:

  1. race is a social distinction, not genetic. This framework is referred to as "racialization": humans create in-groups and out-groups, sometimes based on visible characteristics. Ardent racists attempted to use genetics to explain race, but we are all the same species. There are specific genes or traits that may be more common in people from certain regions or cultures, but there is enough variation (and people move around so much now) that this doesn't mean anything. E.g., a White person with entirely European ancestry might have darker than average skin color, making them darker in comparison to a Black person with lighter than average skin color. The White person might experience anti-Black racism if someone sees them and categorizes them as Black based on skin tone. The racist might recant if told "my parents are Greek and Sicilian", or they might double down.

  2. Because "race" is a social category, this means different ethnicities have been classified as "White" or "non-White" depending on the social context. In the American context, Sicilian and Irish immigrants were racialized as "non-White". This has nothing to do with skin tone; Sicilians were otherized by northern italians, and the Irish were otherized by the English. The stereotypes used to put down these ethnic groups were imported to the US, and the Northern Italians and English immigration waves happened before the Sicilian and Irish waves. This set the stage for a social hierarchy whereby Sicilians and Irish folk were bio-essentialized as untermensch--racialized as "non-White".

  3. "White" or "non-White" as terms should be seen not as categories of skin color, but as a binary method of classifying people as either "in-group" or "out-group", used to systemically grant or revoke social privileges. If you layer this framework onto, e.g., Ancient Rome or Greece (the centers of these civilizations being firmly and broadly considered "White" today), you would note that the social classes with power would racialize different ethnic groups to justify slavery and tiered levels of citizenship. They had their own bioessentialist mythos, which they used to categorize people as either "equal to me" or "lesser than me". For examples, look up ancient Greek ideas of autochthony.

To bring this back to Judaism: Jewish people are racialized as "others", which is why "half-jewish" matters to people who believe in the dichotomy (even tacitly due to cultural momentum). "Half-jewish" implies, depending on the intent of the speaker, "still bad", "not ALL bad", or perhaps "part of an oppressed community". To any racist who categorizes "Jewish" as "lesser", any amount of Jewish ancestry = "bad" (see also Jean-Paul Sartre's discussion about racists thinking that a bridge built by a Jewish architect is therefore a Jewish bridge and needs to be destroyed"). On the flip side, acknowledging that Jewish people have been racialized and systematically oppressed might lead one to recognize "half Jewish" as a category to describe someone whose family members faced systemic inequality because of their religion--something that many people see to be an immutable part of themselves, inherited from their parents.

Again, this is not a skin tone or genetic distinction, but a social one. "Half Christian" or "half Buddhist" are not terms that are used in this context, because Christians and Buddhists were not historically racialized. It's not something that you can necessarily "see" just by looking at a person (that's also why Nazis made Jewish people identify themselves visually).

[–] D61@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

My Harry is an ardent facist in game.

Just tryin' to be faithful to the source material.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The two kinds of Redditors: fascists and cryptofascists.

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