Bit idea: guy who takes up fentanyl specifically because it makes it easier to acquire plastic straws that he will smuggle into restaurants.
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My mind went through different aquarium creatures. I only got clued in on re-read when I was wondering if the (20) was meant to indicate the manatee's age.
It's terrifying because what if Hamas trains their Israeli manatee hostages? What if they take this war to the bottom of the sea?
Man, I sure hope they at least highlight that absurdly underappreciated pun I made that one time.
I'm having trouble articulating it, but there's an implication here that I appreciate. Yeah, yeah, MIT PhD, now go push the cart you loser.
I'm doing my part!
Who is "we"? I certainly didn't need that land.
Pawn O'Graphical Literature, a show about an Irishman who deals in graphic novels.
Does anyone else remember the pc speaker? I feel like it's a concept lost to time, I only remember from playing the original Maniac Mansion, which I played by clicking "use" on Weird Ed Edison's computer in the sequel.
Imagine this music coming from the actual motherboard, rather than from speakers. Like a friendlier version of how a dialup modem would make noises that were not coming out of speakers.
Was he even on anyone's radar a full decade ago? I definitely didn't know who he was well enough to recognize his name or face until five or six years ago, although I must have seen his name come up a few times before that.
When I was in sixth grade we had to choose a biography from our library to do a book report on one of our heroes, but because I was wicked underground none of my heroes had biographies available in our middle school library so I got frustrated and just pulled a book at random and got this guy.
I don't remember a single thing that was actually in the book, just that Leonid Brezhnev was officially my hero in sixth grade.
edit: I thought his first name was Lenoid for well over two decades until checking just now because apparently I was terrible at reading back then.
second edit: I never really took time to think about what a middle-school teacher would think about a kid that says their hero is Leonid Brezhnev.
third edit: called him Lenoid again in the second edit
That was really cool of them to remove some snark but keep most of it intact.
To answer the question on everyone’s minds: No, Joe Biden does not have a doctorate in foreign affairs.
He’s just that fucking good.