mayo_cider

joined 4 years ago
[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago

i didn't know Palestinians came up with pasta

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He had a proper respirator but he gave it to Marche when the cops started shooting tear gas

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

All those people who are getting shot at and get up every morning to protest despite the military being deployed against them are controlled opposition? This is either defeatism of fedposting

Occupy buildings.

The buildings with snipers on top of them?

Millions(?) of people coming out to protest, and the overwhelming demand is 'replace orange man with another genocidal fascist pls'.

From what I've seen, the demand has been "stop ICE", why are you imagining opponents to shadow box?

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

my dyslexic brother shot a boar

I'll probably just order pizza

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

I repost my jokes between instances:

every time I've "predicted" something and someone asked me how I knew, my answer was "this already happened in 20xx, you should play mega man"

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

why is there like four feet of space above his head? do you guys stand on the seats while driving?

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

the jokes are funnier than in fiction, I'll take what I can get

I guess this is almost like revolutionary optimism

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

this started before the us was independent, blaming just trump for the excesses of the nation built on genocide and white supremacy is like blaming osama bin laden for the 911

I blame the firefighters

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

every time I've "predicted" something and someone asked me how I knew, my answer was "this already happened in 20xx, you should play mega man"

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

especially when every time he has been asked if he's the leftist joe rogan, his answer has been "you don't need podcasts, you need policy"

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

he should take trump to watch our american cousin

 

Sorry about Hasan yelling over it, but I won't link to h3

Sam said he'd join Hamas and pick up a weapon if he was Palestinian, Ethan said he agrees with everything but the genocide was an inevitable response and therefore Hamas' fault and also remember Hasan

Then Sam said I don't care about Hasan, give me a weapon

 

I'm old enough to splinter the party

 

I hope the final battle against 40 commoners and one knight is as fun to play as it's funny to me

 

I realized I was missing people to argue with and got a lot more argumentative even when it wasn't necessary, my friends like me again now that I can let out my frustrations on people I don't know (and who have way worse arguments)

 

 

He's tariffing the imperial core harder

 

I was thinking about something like this, any other cool silhouettes you can think of?

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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by mayo_cider@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 

I don't want to spam my plug during the christmas time, but they said they'll be available in "a few hours" four hours ago

When is it appropriate to message again in a Marxist framework?

 

A local hunting association demanded more hunting licences for wolves because they kill too much hunting dogs

Meanwhile the hunters themselves shot twice the amount of dogs compared to wolves, and cars killed even 10 times more

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My life is a parody (hexbear.net)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by mayo_cider@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net
 

I met a guy in a bar, and they asked me why the democrats lost (we don't live in the US)

I replied with something along the lines of "because they didn't condemn the genocide in Gaza" and they responded with "isn't that hypocritical? The left claims to be against antisemitism"

I tried to explain the usual antizionism isn't antisemitism, but before I finished they responded with "but we have to give the [antisemitic slur] something"

I had to leave for my turn on the karaoke, but after that they came up to me apologizing and explaining how they hate both sides

I don't want to live in a shitty web comic

 

Just in case someone was interested in my opinions

 

When I said "makes sense", they asked why

The outed friend bought blåhaj three years ago

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