this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2025
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[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 65 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Guarantee this guy calls other people NPCs while posting shit like this

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago

Ah yes, I do enjoy the hoo-mon activity of "LAUGHTER" with my life partner. I am not a reptile alien at all, fellow hoo-mons.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

He needs to make his sockpuppet accounts a little less obvious

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Aha! Truly excellent. I am also married. My wife and I tell many jokes like this to each other. We have three Human Offspring. They are big fans of this musical, and others.

[–] CptKrkIsClmbngThMntn@hexbear.net 56 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

But she goes to a different comedy club. You wouldn't know her.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago (3 children)

all elder millennial cringe was stuffed into one person, to be a sort of Gestalt Cringe for us all

upon destruction he will spew it all out into the intergalactic void in a single pulse of energy capable of eventually being detected millions of light years in every direction

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Cringe sin-eater

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

He died for our cringe

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damn, someone edit his face onto Leto II II.

[–] fox@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Paul really out there picking a name once and sticking to his guns. I bet if he hadn't been iced by sardaukar there would've been Leto II, Ghanima, and Leto II.

And while I'm out here, holy fuck the assassination plot against Leto and Ghanima was the most smooth brained plot imaginable. Train up some tigers to maul whoever was wearing a specific uniform, then release them into an alien environment and hope for the best

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey did you hear about that time I told a really funny joke?

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

trump-anguish

Wow, what a funny joke! I heard the joke, I said, "wow, what a funny joke!"

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Facebook ass humor.

[–] cricbuzz@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

ya dude that's definitely what happened

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I hope someone gets possessed by the spirit of John Wilkes Booth

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

die-motherfucker I believe you meant Sic Semper Tyrannis, what you said means "Always faithful terrible lizard"

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Your powers are useless on me, you silly billy

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This man destroyed Tim Walz in a debate.

Like, wiped the floor with him.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

usha; [hysterical laughter]

[–] TrustedFeline@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you think Vance and Trump talk about broadway musicals?

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think Trump talks at him about musicals but I would bet any amount of money that Trump doesn't give a single fuck about vances opinion on anything.

[–] merdaverse@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Careful snowflake, you might call in the national guard when the revolution act starts

[–] Test_Tickles@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

is there a joke or some kind of reference to something here? or maybe i'm just too dense

[–] homhom9000@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

References: A barber who kills people is Sweeney Todd. Les mis is french revolution.

I wouldn't call it a joke though.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

The joke is America!

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

maybe this is that "anti-humor" i've heard about

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

he should take trump to watch our american cousin

[–] trabpukcip@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Hope those performers give the most lackluster show of their lives

[–] VapeNoir@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

"Yeah I know what Lame As A Rob is. I was talking about Les Miserables."

[–] Deadend@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Aside from that, how was the play Mrs. Vance?