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I’ve been here since the inception of this site. Since the inception of this site, this community has been flooded by the thoughts of a certain owl based person.

Pee this poo that, cum, shit, tickle my beanis…These are the ravings of a person so far immersed in ideology one can’t help but think they’re secretly CIA. Trying so hard to disguise themselves as the intellectual class of an obscure left wing online forum, they make themselves too obvious in their adherence to common leftist wisdom. Now let me present my case before I’m called a renegade member of this community and blamed trying to harm its cohesion.

THE OWL is a generally adopted symbol in 75% military intelligence institutions worldwide, is the oldest and invariable symbol of knowledge, wisdom, awareness, omniscient persistence, vigilance, sharp mindedness, analytical mind, precision and prompt actions, contemplation and silence, enemy stalking, selection and assessment of the aforesaid strong actions.

http://www.voa.mod.gov.rs/en/history/symbol-of-mia

This is the premise for my argument. My first piece of evidence is the CIA director once making a joke at the bohemian grove in the 1970s

https://www.muckrock.com/news/archives/2017/nov/13/cia-mustache-joke/

I was going somewhere with this but I cant finish this whatever dude this mf is CIA and i rest my case

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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Counter argument; I am reclaiming the owl for the left. The right-wing is built on lies and pseudoscience, the left sees through those lies in the same way an owl sees through darkness.

The left bases it's ideology on scientific material reality while the right bases it's ideology on the cultist ignorance of sheltered kings.

The left is far more deserving of a symbol of wisdom like the owl.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago (3 children)

You may pretend to be looking out for us, but I can't trust a bird who can rotate their head 180° to watch my back.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That just makes me even more effective at looking out for you

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can't trust a bird who can rotate their head 180° to watch my back.

What am I missing?? Isn't this the best reason to trust them?!?

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Because when times get tough, they'll look the other way

[–] gueybana@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Yeah, like, forget about being left or right this fuck goes all the way around

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

destroyed em with facts and logic kubrick-stare

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

Also, owls are cute