Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Gossip posts go in c/gossip. Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from c/gossip
Counter argument; I am reclaiming the owl for the left. The right-wing is built on lies and pseudoscience, the left sees through those lies in the same way an owl sees through darkness.
The left bases it's ideology on scientific material reality while the right bases it's ideology on the cultist ignorance of sheltered kings.
The left is far more deserving of a symbol of wisdom like the owl.
You may pretend to be looking out for us, but I can't trust a bird who can rotate their head 180° to watch my back.
That just makes me even more effective at looking out for you
I can't trust a bird who can rotate their head 180° to watch my back.
What am I missing?? Isn't this the best reason to trust them?!?
Because when times get tough, they'll look the other way
Yeah, like, forget about being left or right this fuck goes all the way around
destroyed em with facts and logic 
Also, owls are cute
You have only presented half of a thesis. Analyze the Dirt aspect ans all will become clear.
I was getting there but I had to take a nap
Just Trust me bro, this goes deep
Oh so owls are okay when they don't make a ruckus, but when they start talking about topics you don't want discussed then they're harmful military infiltrators. This is the nature of the kyriarchy; which minorities are considered accepted is left uncertain until those in power need a way to step on someone, then their minority status is suddenly a crucial flaw to hold against them.
Since the site's inception huh? 
The owl is not what they seem.
Counterargument: theyee an owl
What’s likelier, they’re CIA
Or an actual fucking owl clacking on the keyboard?
Exactly
This is baseless prejudice against actual fucking owls clacking on the keyboard.
I'm glad you agree
Clearly, the "owl" is a reference to the USAF 98th Fighter Interceptor Squadron, which was disbanded shortly after the Vietnam War:
...and the "dirt" part is a reference to the 1992 Alice in Chains album of the same name, which was itself part of a broader psyop to spread disinformation about US war crimes committed in Vietnam.
Claims of being Australian were just a red herring.
If you have any doubts, just look at at what was thrown my way while I was attempting to source this information. Dirt_Owl knows full well that I have ADHD and would be unable to resist the image of a wizard pondering his glorb:
The jig is up! Roll out Clean_Owl!
Who?
Hoo!?
Bark!
All hail the beanis.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Sure owls COULD limit themselves to preying on mice (which spread DISEASE and SMELL and DESTROY HOMES) but there are many reports of owls not being content to eat mice alone, and extending their violent tendencies towards many other small terrestrial animals, specifically squamates and this must be taken into consideration
How do you feel about owls eating outdoor cats?
do they really manage to eat an entire cat? That's pretty impressive