chapotraphouse
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
You have only presented half of a thesis. Analyze the Dirt aspect ans all will become clear.
I was getting there but I had to take a nap
Just Trust me bro, this goes deep
Since the site's inception huh? 
Oh so owls are okay when they don't make a ruckus, but when they start talking about topics you don't want discussed then they're harmful military infiltrators. This is the nature of the kyriarchy; which minorities are considered accepted is left uncertain until those in power need a way to step on someone, then their minority status is suddenly a crucial flaw to hold against them.
Counterargument: theyee an owl
What’s likelier, they’re CIA
Or an actual fucking owl clacking on the keyboard?
Exactly
This is baseless prejudice against actual fucking owls clacking on the keyboard.
I'm glad you agree
The jig is up! Roll out Clean_Owl!
Who?
Hoo!?
Bark!
Clearly, the "owl" is a reference to the USAF 98th Fighter Interceptor Squadron, which was disbanded shortly after the Vietnam War:
...and the "dirt" part is a reference to the 1992 Alice in Chains album of the same name, which was itself part of a broader psyop to spread disinformation about US war crimes committed in Vietnam.
Claims of being Australian were just a red herring.
If you have any doubts, just look at at what was thrown my way while I was attempting to source this information. Dirt_Owl knows full well that I have ADHD and would be unable to resist the image of a wizard pondering his glorb:
All hail the beanis.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Sure owls COULD limit themselves to preying on mice (which spread DISEASE and SMELL and DESTROY HOMES) but there are many reports of owls not being content to eat mice alone, and extending their violent tendencies towards many other small terrestrial animals, specifically squamates and this must be taken into consideration
How do you feel about owls eating outdoor cats?
do they really manage to eat an entire cat? That's pretty impressive