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[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 41 points 4 months ago (2 children)

For taking on this most serious responsibility, guardians will be compensated with a one-time $500 stipend. That is what state lawmakers allocated for this position.

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[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)

$500 for one day seems like a good deal. They can't force you to keep showing up, right?

[–] regul@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

The smart guys and the people this program was designed to just give taxpayer money to will 100% duck out after that check clears. The real problem is the sickos who stick around to play Fallujah against teenagers for free.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The Nashville school shooting had an armed staff member, but no one knew who it was. And it was revealed that the armed staff member stayed home the day it got shot up lol

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 26 points 4 months ago (3 children)

That's not even enough for a decent gun, spare mags, and a gun belt. To say nothing of like a first aid kit and whatever other crap.

[–] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

Should be plenty as long as you buy second-hand from a private seller's trunk in the parking lot of your closest Walmart

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

To be fair it's not often a school gets more than one shooter in its history; all the school really needs is one gun and a handful of bullets in case the first misses or doesn't kill the child, and thankfully children die pretty easy.

(you know I racked my brain for like five minutes and couldn't think of a single way to say this that didn't sound ghoulish; that last bit at the end there was just me throwing my hands up and saying 'let's embrace the inner ghoul')

[–] Des@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

holden-bloodfeast yesss yesss let it flow through you.. yesss

[–] Scarry@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

To be fair it's not often a school gets more than one shooter in its history

so-far

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

Lol you know these fucking losers are gonna gucci out their deagle clones while wearing an empty plate carrier