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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I think plain wraps in even a color like teal make it look not quite as ugly and sort of cartoony even though it's still weird as hell.

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[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What the fuck are cybertruck owners doing? That's a great color that would look good on a Porsche or Lamborghini. It'd cost them the same (maybe less, especially after all the fixing it needs lmao) and they'd look like less of an asshat.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

But being an asshat is their brand.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

True. Maybe they should have gotten BMWs so they are the same level of asshat, but in an actually nice car.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I hope one day somebody makes a comedy with a title like "Marks" about total idiots who buy a $100,000+ car made by a strange, racist, and moronic billionaire. The movie could begin with a robbery. The billionaire drives his car somewhere to get to get food to go. Once he's inside - somebody breaks in within seconds via a window shattering trick and steals the stuff that's grabble including a laptop. The thief gets into the laptop equally easily. The password is the something stupid like the name of the car.

On the laptop is plain text data for the ~15,000 marks who bought his car and they are the biggest marks in the world...

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

100 Bullets except it's 15K people who can be scammed with zero consequence

It'd cost them the same

Cybertrucks are 80k. The cheapest new Lamborghini would be an Urus which is a quarter million minimum. Porsche is a moot point because nothing can make a 911 look bad, other than eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Yeah, basically anything that softens the angles and removes those hard edges your eyes get caught on.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Blue color makes it look like some ugly ass abortion from Pontiac.

Almost normal-ish.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

New Aztek just dropped

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

some ugly ass abortion from Pontiac

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

we gotta cook jesse

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That pic looks like a gtaV screenshot

[–] Cammy@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Have they made a mod for gta v yet? I want to see people commit crimes on and with those eyesores.