Looks like dogeshit
this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2024
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I think this is the only acceptable way to drive a cyber truck. If you drive a plain stainless steel cyber truck then you just look like a divorcee with too much money. Boring. I need to know exactly which flavor of local nut you are.
If you have the ego and money for a cyber truck then you should be able to afford an insane paint job.
Gonna wrap my cyber truck with pictures of brace Belden
Doge ram :kelly:
I actually like this wrap lol.
Still hate the truck.
The saw one that looked like wood paneling that was good lol
Yo dawg, I heard you like ugly bullshit so we put some ugly bullshit on your ugly bullshit so you can have double ugly bullshit
Are these people stuck in 2012 - 2016?
A lot of them are stuck in the late 90s overall, where anything past that is super futuristic.
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biblically accurate cybertruck
Heh heh who knew the Cybertruck could get even more EPIC? 
who lets the doge out
someone beat me to it.
I feel like the busier the wrap, the worse it looks, because it draws attention to it's actual shape vs a dark, solid color that mutes the corners and lets the eyes ignore how ugly it is.
I think plain wraps in even a color like teal make it look not quite as ugly and sort of cartoony even though it's still weird as hell.
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What the fuck are cybertruck owners doing? That's a great color that would look good on a Porsche or Lamborghini. It'd cost them the same (maybe less, especially after all the fixing it needs lmao) and they'd look like less of an asshat.
But being an asshat is their brand.
True. Maybe they should have gotten BMWs so they are the same level of asshat, but in an actually nice car.
I hope one day somebody makes a comedy with a title like "Marks" about total idiots who buy a $100,000+ car made by a strange, racist, and moronic billionaire. The movie could begin with a robbery. The billionaire drives his car somewhere to get to get food to go. Once he's inside - somebody breaks in within seconds via a window shattering trick and steals the stuff that's grabble including a laptop. The thief gets into the laptop equally easily. The password is the something stupid like the name of the car.
On the laptop is plain text data for the ~15,000 marks who bought his car and they are the biggest marks in the world...
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It'd cost them the same
Cybertrucks are 80k. The cheapest new Lamborghini would be an Urus which is a quarter million minimum. Porsche is a moot point because nothing can make a 911 look bad, other than eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension.
Yeah, basically anything that softens the angles and removes those hard edges your eyes get caught on.
Blue color makes it look like some ugly ass abortion from Pontiac.
Almost normal-ish.
New Aztek just dropped
some ugly ass abortion from Pontiac
we gotta cook jesse
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Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure
looks like wrapping paper
It also peels like wrapping paper... windows included!
this comes from the silly timeline right? 
I wish the silly timeline was funnier instead of just increasingly unserious. 
You beat start believing in ~~ghost stories~~ silly timeline... Yer living in one!
Who let the doge out?
I wonder if this would at least really fuck with AI face detection cameras.
This belongs in the Drej Tank.
Not just the post, the entire fucking bazingamobile.
For a second I thought this was leopard-print or tiger-striped which would look like a timeless sort of decadence, the sort that belongs on a deagle. This looks divorced and not even truly flaunting wealth in an obnoxious manner as the rims are stock. If you really want to show off in a cybertruck, go for gold plating or iridescence. If you want to look good, go for concept car wrapping so you can't see the angles or better yet, buy a Miata, 911, z4, or even an m4.
Tony Montana's "somebody's nightmare" tiger print seats were better.
How it feels to know this thing will set itself on fire in due time 
I saw a bright red Cybertruck and it actually would look good in a vacuum.
I wish Musk and NAFO didn't ruin doge.
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