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This is so Gemini of you. And let me guess, you were dating a Virgo
I don't even remember what fucking sign they were. I think the bull one, I don't fucking know.
They're all bull
Gottem
That's taurine. You can find it in a lot of energy drinks.
It gives you wings, which I believe increases your damage and healing done and allows you to use Hammer of Wrath irrespective of the enemy's HP%
Also negates Ground-Type damage
Except Thousand Arrows because Zygarde is broken.
Bs. Virgos don't believe in that shit. No seriously, the stereotype is that Virgos are fuddy duddies.
Virgo here and I think it's all very amusing. My partners are big believers and I just vibe wit it
it's actually cancers who don't believe in astrology. wanna guess why?
I'll bite. I just know the stereotype of Cancers being overly forgiving. It must be why I keep getting with them...
it was a joke about how they share a name with a horrifying disease. I don't know if it's actually true but I'd bet money that cancers are the least-represented sign among astrology believers. most common is probably one of the cool-sounding names like Gemini
Cancer is my favorite of the signs as well due to the origin story. It was a little crab that tried to protect the Hydra from Hercules, only to be absentmindedly stomped. Zeus was like, this crab's got moxie.
No joke I'm literally a cancer and my ex blamed my disinterest in astrology on that, apparently they are the sign least likely to be into astrology.
Oh shit is there actual substance to this