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[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 69 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Poor dude swallowed watermelon seeds

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Fuck didn't know eating watermelon could be so dangerous

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago

Clearly you've never seen The Rugrats.

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

The real mistake is doing it when you've also swallowed potting soil and fertilizer. It's kind of like eating baking soda and vinegar, if you understand my meaning.