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I remember when I found a bunch of stolen goods and handed it in to the cops after I'd find out as much as possible about the goods (it was jewellry thrown in a lake, my family thinks somebody hit it there after doing a break-in and would wait for the heat to die off). We'd cleaned up the silverware, found names, dates, all sorts of stuff that could help the cops find the owners. Lots of family heirlooms. I handed it in so my little sister could learn something about doing The Good Thing and Helping Others, plus we found some fun in talking about the finders' fee.
Three days later I come back and the cops say they didn't receive any goods that day, and I also spot two of them wearing watches that were among the goods handed in. one of them winked at me.
every single cop should be executed
Death to America
This happened on christmas day too. Seemed like the opportunity to do a genuine christmas miracle for some family that probably missed their old heirlooms + an incredible PR opportunity for the cops. But nah.
They didn't even give you one of those "Porky's friends" cards to get out of tickets and shit?
Hogs gonna hog.
That's a thing?
Yes it is
Yep. Here's one example.
https://apnews.com/article/nypd-courtesy-card-police-misconduct-c6b6cba435f4ad025944cd4e85f7189c
What the fuck it's an actual card?
:this:
I hope you were not much older than your sister.
Getting cops envolved is never a good thing.
I was still a teen, but it's not like we got cops involved really. We went to the local station and delivered a bunch of stolen goods we'd found in a lake. If anything the cops stayed out of it, considering the fact that they didn't do anything
Reads like the fine print on an insurance contract
FBI and NYPD can have a little deny depose defend aa a treat
This ain't a reward, it's a sweepstakes for a chance to win!
But wait, you can avoid income tax because it's a raffle!
Idk what that means. in particular
It's awkwardly written definitely, and I'm not sure I've parsed it correctly either but:
I read as 'tipsters who have a chance'. 'in with a chance' is the phrase here that sits awkwardly. It appears another verb has been elided and adding one back in e.g. "Tipsters who have a chance of receiving the FBI portion..." would be more complete and easier to read imo but it's still a mess of a sentence.
As for the self-nomination, it's addressed in the next paragraph