badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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I'm excited to find out what the next one will be.
Hopefully it's another dead word brought back to life like cuckold. Didn't Marx use the word in his writings or letters too lol?
Blackguard would be fun, though they will probably believe it is a racial slur. Now that I think about it they will probably turn it into one.
Me, vs me when the Blackguards dare show their vile faces
Well shit, now I can't unsee it. How you gonna do me like this.
16-TIME WORLD CHAMPION DA NATURE BOYYYYYY RIC FLAAAAAAAAAAIRRRRR
he has the big gold on too
fifty thousand dollars got a coupe on my wrist
Soyboy? Cuck? No one has made more slurs for white men than the right-wing, the very people who claim to be their friends.
I’m sorry, but this proud white man has to write off the right. They’re the real SJWs now. #Walkaway
Wrong. A black comedian youtuber referred to my people as "aka the most useless crayon" and my dead homie would venomously spit about "pink motherfucker"s.
Both quality slurs imo. I enjoy them immensely and felt something actually hit me with the crayon comment. Like, I'm obviously not sensitive about being a cracker, but it landed hard enough that if I were the type of white to feel capable of being the victim of racism from within the imperial realm, it might have actually hurt my feelings. Could see it making a whiteboy mad as hell.
The new year's resolution I swore this time last year was to turn saes into the slur that all the worst anglos assumed it is. I've not had any success.