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They even tried to start rumors that the AVGN was a cuckold because there is a black guy in his movie.

What a bunch of ass avgn

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[–] blame@hexbear.net 29 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm excited to find out what the next one will be.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hopefully it's another dead word brought back to life like cuckold. Didn't Marx use the word in his writings or letters too lol?

[–] FunkYankkkees@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Blackguard would be fun, though they will probably believe it is a racial slur. Now that I think about it they will probably turn it into one.

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Me, vs me when the Blackguards dare show their vile faces

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Soyboy? Cuck? No one has made more slurs for white men than the right-wing, the very people who claim to be their friends.

I’m sorry, but this proud white man has to write off the right. They’re the real SJWs now. #Walkaway

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wrong. A black comedian youtuber referred to my people as "aka the most useless crayon" and my dead homie would venomously spit about "pink motherfucker"s.

Both quality slurs imo. I enjoy them immensely and felt something actually hit me with the crayon comment. Like, I'm obviously not sensitive about being a cracker, but it landed hard enough that if I were the type of white to feel capable of being the victim of racism from within the imperial realm, it might have actually hurt my feelings. Could see it making a whiteboy mad as hell.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

aka the most useless crayon

data-laughing oh holy shit that's good

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

The new year's resolution I swore this time last year was to turn saes into the slur that all the worst anglos assumed it is. I've not had any success.