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They even tried to start rumors that the AVGN was a cuckold because there is a black guy in his movie.

What a bunch of ass avgn

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[–] blame@hexbear.net 54 points 7 months ago (4 children)

they replaced it with woke now. Every year or two they replace their curse word with a different word that will be the curse word.

[–] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 51 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There was also a year where "soy" was very popular.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 41 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Woke feels like it's on it's way out too for DEI, and once that gets long in the tooth it's onto the next word.

[–] blame@hexbear.net 29 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm excited to find out what the next one will be.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hopefully it's another dead word brought back to life like cuckold. Didn't Marx use the word in his writings or letters too lol?

[–] FunkYankkkees@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Blackguard would be fun, though they will probably believe it is a racial slur. Now that I think about it they will probably turn it into one.

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Me, vs me when the Blackguards dare show their vile faces

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Soyboy? Cuck? No one has made more slurs for white men than the right-wing, the very people who claim to be their friends.

I’m sorry, but this proud white man has to write off the right. They’re the real SJWs now. #Walkaway

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wrong. A black comedian youtuber referred to my people as "aka the most useless crayon" and my dead homie would venomously spit about "pink motherfucker"s.

Both quality slurs imo. I enjoy them immensely and felt something actually hit me with the crayon comment. Like, I'm obviously not sensitive about being a cracker, but it landed hard enough that if I were the type of white to feel capable of being the victim of racism from within the imperial realm, it might have actually hurt my feelings. Could see it making a whiteboy mad as hell.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

aka the most useless crayon

data-laughing oh holy shit that's good

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

The new year's resolution I swore this time last year was to turn saes into the slur that all the worst anglos assumed it is. I've not had any success.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago

I always think of this Diary of a Wimpy Kid page, I might as well use it as a reaction image but switch ploopy with whatever the slur of the day is.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

Utter bloke nonsense pronouns

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

Exactamundo

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

truly a terrible era. i remember there was this pickme trans girl named theryn myer who used it like 3 times in 1 sentence, in a way that showed she literally didn't even know what it meant. she used it the same way you might call a slice of pizza shit, but she said cuck instead

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

she used it the same way you might call a slice of pizza shit, but she said cuck instead

This pizza is CUCK! See I'm hip and "jiggy with it" biden-troll

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

that's basically what she said, except it was during some rant so she said "x is cuck y is cuck z is cuck! its all cuck!!!". i don't remember the exact context sadly. even more sadly she deleted all her content when the right wing turned on her (who'd have seen it coming?) so i can't even go back and find it

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

New bit: Our initiation mission for liberals is to troll on any social media by making any chud slang sound totally dorky.

“Yeah, based and redpilled! We can be hip too!”

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'd rather watch

a buffalo

take a diarrhea dump in her ear

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

I can hear the song but I can't remember the lyrics ooooooooooooooh

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago
[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

why is this written in the past tense?

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There's a subreddit, terrible even by reddit-logo standards, where they're absolutely obsessed with AVGN and they constantly call him a cuck in totally not racist ways.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

They're so fucking obsessed over this guy

[–] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

i'll be honest i just assume it was a lot of telling on themselves and i'm wondering if they figured that out

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

Probably but deep down they know.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Same lol I was like "yknow what good for them"

[–] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

i mean tbqh any of them who are like "yeah this is me i choose to lean in" are doing us a favor.

i'd rather they come to their senses and like, earn their humanity, but i'll settle for them not breeding sure.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

Pretty sure that's still happening. It's super racist, sexist and also them admitting they're sexually insecure as hell.

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They even tried to start rumors that the AVGN was a cuckold because there is a black guy in his movie.

WHAT?! I know that theres a subreddit of AVGN haters and they are really strange.

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago (6 children)

That subreddit is such a trip! They are laser focused on such a niche set of grievances and all of that hate is massively out of proportion to how low stakes the subject is. Its like an art piece.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

There's a lot of transphobia and racism too. Who would've guessed that a bunch of people obsessively hating on a guy who makes YouTube videos are weirdo reactionaries?

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Isn't their main issue that he isn't posting enough (because he has a wife and kids)? reddit-logo

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

Yes, they were angry that James (The Nerd) couldn't play a game with Mike Matei (Basically the guy who played almost all the other characters, and he is weird) because James had to take care of the kids. They wanted James to play games for hours and hours when James in rl doesn't even play games, he literally plays a character.

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The only legitimate criticism of him I've seen is from Folding Ideas who just roasts his production set up. Like seriously? You bolted a $10 tripod to the ceiling to hold your key light?

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Iirc James explained that he has his entire set built around his basement because it's faster and easier on the production team (whom are no longer just James, Mike, Kyle and Bootsy).

James also burns on DVDs ALL his videos and projects for some reason, I think only recent he bought those huge external SSD to preserve the videos.

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

His whole setup is wild. I kinda ibe with it and it shows how much you can do with basically no budget.

Half his kit is just stuff he threw together in a day with junk 15 years ago and it's still working.

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Yes, it's very bizarre. Iirc it started as a censorship free place because Mike Matei used to mod the AVGN subreddit and he didn't take lightly to criticism. Mike used to be the real life Angry Gamer (he was the one who owned the games, consoles).

While it started with valid criticism, specially towards Mike:

CW: GenitalsMike posted a picture of his dick on the AVGN subreddit because there was a joke around he had a big dick. And then there was a second controversy because was actually smaller than in the photo.
. And because Mike used to drawn and write a racist comic (but that was like during the 2000's).

Then after James and Mike kicked out Bootsy, because Bootsy said the N word, the subreddit came a garbage place where they decide to attack James while using slurs and other shit. They are now angry that James has a receding hairline.

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