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[โ€“] SabinStargem 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Komodo hunt by biting a limb, then waiting for the target to die from infected wounds after several days. No restful sleep for RFK, not until the moment is nigh.

The komodo bacteria will have to compete with all the weird shit that's already in his body though. So it's not a sure thing.