I pooped everywhere (my democratic right) and they got mad an banned me! Clearly they're an authoritarian hell hole! Pls someone validate meeeeeee waaaaaaaaaa!

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[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I all at once want to know everything about Mr. Killshot, but I also feel like I already know him.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

Homie would go on about his 20 years of experience but would forget what an 11 inch pizza looked like every day and would take a pan and see if his dough measured to it, which it did. The pans are 12 inches do I have room to cut the pizza. If the dough is cold you may wanna try stretch it more than normal cause it will shrink in the oven but this wasn't what he was doing. He's catchphrase was 'I'm confused', which you'd hear at least 6 times a shift when he wasn't talking about how great a cook he is. He took every remake like a dagger to the heart, where it's a pizza place and I learned real early on that sometimes doughs get a hold or the stone is too hot and the oven burns or mods are fucked up, remakes are absolutely no biggieand sometimes not even anyone's fault. A fatty bit of meat can fizzled through an uncooked dough. Everything was a catastrophe for him and he didn't react to catastrophes well