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Last time I went out for a run, Trump got shot. This time I come back and Joe Biden has been retired.
The mistress of fate fears my calves
Have you considered changing from weekly runs to daily runs?
I'm fearful of the consequences... And also my calves
no more half measures walter
no more calf measures Egon
You need to go on a run everyday until the end of this year, comrade
We need more post material
Week where decades happen is just when someone gets really into cardio
Time is perception and those runs do feel like weeks tbh
The secret service finally connects the dots and sends a hit squad to kill my ass when Putin and Xi announce they're going to get gay married
They won't catch you after all that training.
keep up the good work comrade
Never stop running
No I think I have to come back for my runs for it to take effect. Like it's a sort of quantum state where something could have happened at all times but only will have happened when I return home.
Ya need to gump it up. Feel like running?
Can you get a treadmill maybe?
Then I could follow along with the news and thus nothing would happen
Go for more runs
But my leggies hurt!
Your legs hurting is the sensation of empire crumbling
they get used to it. don't listen to their whining.
Got those Flex Mentallo calves.
"Hero Of The Beach" more like "Hero of Hexbear"
Flex mentallo was a wild deep cut. Had to Google that guy, is the comic any good?
Gonna be real, I've not read it. Or much of Grant Morrison's work outside of Animal Man.
It looks like 90's coked out fun
I eagerly anticipate the day you run a marathon. It'll be a 10000 comment thread before the day is out.
Lenin rises from the dead and chokes on an Oreo within minutes