Apparently you've never heard of hands free cumming from butt action. I would top either of them so hard, they would cum like it was their first time.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what-the-hell

Easily the single most cursed thing I have seen on bearsite

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I'll tag you when I manage to surpass this owl-wink

[–] BlorpTheHagraven@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago

I would pay money to see it and then immediately blind myself

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Rope olympics you could have, like a contest where you gotta do like, the high jump. Or you could have long jump but you gotta bust at the end for extra feet.

The discus where you gotta spin around and time it right using centrifugal force at a target.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The triple jump, where each jump is a spurt

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The sprint is just whoever can bust fastest.

Just imagining a dude squatting down with a stopwatch at the ready tensely watching someone crank it so he can clock the time.

or the ultra high FPS slow mo photo finish.

[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gotta be biden

[–] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

yeah, he still has access to the White House pharmacy

[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Good point tho actually, his meds could affect his shot

Anything that helps the brain probably is bad for your dick