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[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Rope olympics you could have, like a contest where you gotta do like, the high jump. Or you could have long jump but you gotta bust at the end for extra feet.

The discus where you gotta spin around and time it right using centrifugal force at a target.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The triple jump, where each jump is a spurt

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The sprint is just whoever can bust fastest.

Just imagining a dude squatting down with a stopwatch at the ready tensely watching someone crank it so he can clock the time.

or the ultra high FPS slow mo photo finish.