this post was submitted on 22 Jul 2024
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[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

it is just now dawning on me that a nonzero number of people have likely cum to this clip.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago

They made a whole community for this kinda posting chomsky-yes-honey we move further from the lords light

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago

We need Volcel Bombs Not Food to do some close air support

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago

Reddit Delenda Est

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago

I’m no prude, but it kind of weirds me out how people manage to be that horny about these particular people at this particular time.

[–] charly4994@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago

How do I delete someone else's website?

[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Next posters to further expound on the sexualization of these politicians gets banned. Quit being gross.

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why do people sexualize politicians? Admittedly I think AOC is attractive but I can't ever say I thought to myself, man, I hope she garners more power over people and somehow also ends up more naked.

I dunno. I'm probably the weird one.

[–] Gjolin@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's basically fanfiction. What's the difference between Kamala Harris and Harry Potter?

[–] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 month ago

One is associated with transphobia and the other is Harry Potter.

[–] Saeculum@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

One somehow ended up as a cop despite a life experience that should have biased them against it, and the other is Harry Potter

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Its my kink

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

See who can cum further, Donald or Joe

There. I said it.

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not gonna lie to ya chief, neither of those guys is blasting anything, let alone with kinetic force

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Apparently you've never heard of hands free cumming from butt action. I would top either of them so hard, they would cum like it was their first time.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what-the-hell

Easily the single most cursed thing I have seen on bearsite

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I'll tag you when I manage to surpass this owl-wink

I would pay money to see it and then immediately blind myself

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Rope olympics you could have, like a contest where you gotta do like, the high jump. Or you could have long jump but you gotta bust at the end for extra feet.

The discus where you gotta spin around and time it right using centrifugal force at a target.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The triple jump, where each jump is a spurt

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The sprint is just whoever can bust fastest.

Just imagining a dude squatting down with a stopwatch at the ready tensely watching someone crank it so he can clock the time.

or the ultra high FPS slow mo photo finish.

[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

yeah, he still has access to the White House pharmacy

[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Good point tho actually, his meds could affect his shot

Anything that helps the brain probably is bad for your dick

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

I'm gonna delete the internet

[–] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago
[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago
[–] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

How about 'lets not', Reddit-- for either of those ghouls to sufficiently self-lubricate, you'd have to execute at least a dozen carceral slaves in front of them to get the motor running; and that's an unacceptable waste of a political prisoner's life

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

Finally US politics are starting to make some sense.

[–] nocturnedragonite@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 month ago

Bro WTF 🤮🤮🤮

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Why can't people be fucking normal one time just once holy shit guys try doing it once

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Hey man yeah, thanks for joining me in this discord call. okay so i've got a screenshot here of a post you made on the subreddit /r/politically_NSFW a few days ago... yes that one. So you're not in trouble right now, I just wanted to get your perspective here; why did you say that? Why would that happen? Can you explain what exactly that would even mean? You know it's just pee right? No this isn't really a debate, the science is settled. Okay well if some women can do it then why would you assume- no that was a deepfake man, that wasn't real. I think we're getting off track here, look,

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

death to reddit

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

What the fuck? I hope this is the worst thing I see today, because if it’s not I’m having a really bad day.

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] thetaT@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

ეს რა ჯანდაბაა

Chłopak odreagowuje po roku ciągłego patrzenia na Trumpa i Bidena.

I'm gonna do an adventurism on Reddit's servers /s