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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 47 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] Pizkellate@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago

Or small town rural Canada

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 8 points 6 months ago

superman red son

[–] snownyte@kbin.social 34 points 6 months ago

I always almost wonder what exactly villains do when they've failed to beat the superhero and didn't get caught. Now we know.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 27 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I mean tbf Joker is wealthy enough to put a deposit down for a new electric car

[–] snownyte@kbin.social 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And burn mountains of money whenever he feels like it.

[–] Liz@midwest.social 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well he stole that money and immediately burned it, but still, he's got to have money to fund his shenanigans.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Except for that time where he thought that he'd inherited a bunch of money from another gangster but really didn't and ended up with the IRS on his ass.

[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 2 points 6 months ago

but WayneTech didn't deliver!

[–] FiniteLooper@lemm.ee 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I can’t tell if they did this for Halloween, a funny photo, or if these are some of those “The Joker/Harlequin describes my personality” people.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

Gonna guess Halloween or some other costume party

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 10 points 6 months ago

Joker has henchmen tho

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

you know they fuckin'

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That girl's thighs is cold as fuck

[–] cordlesslamp 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

False. Girl's thighs are immune to cold and ice damage.

I've seen girls wearing the thickest coat known to man and the biggest fur boots but with no pants and just a leggings and mini skirt (well, as demonstrated in the picture).

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That reminds me of the girl who was standing in line outside to register for her wedding date in St. Petersburg from 8 pm to 10 am the next morning without moving. It was mid January, day temperatures were at -22°C, and she wore nylon tights and no hat through all of that. I don't even know how she stayed alive.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Hatred for bureaucracy and vodka

[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 2 points 6 months ago

As my partner always says, "A ho is never cold."

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 months ago

Working class hero

[–] clutchtwopointzero@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I can relate to them more than to Bruce Wayne