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Oh Spotify, when will you stop trying to push people to the high seas 🏴‍☠️

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[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 91 points 4 weeks ago

Headline contains -

Opinion of random member of the public

The word "slams"

I'm not reading it because I've probably wiped better journalism off my arse this morning

[-] darkphotonstudio@beehaw.org 31 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Poster slams poop off his butthole, sparks controversy!

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 3 weeks ago

What a crock of shit!

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 12 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Fedi Punter in Media Lingo Rant Slam: Reaction

[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 8 points 4 weeks ago

I'm fuckin raging. HERE'S WHY

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 3 points 4 weeks ago

Ten pictures of Feddit users reacting to clickbait headlines that will make you say "no, these are all trains. No, I'm complaining as such, I like trains, I just... I thought... No, the headline said something about... reactions, yeah, and ins- actually, hang on, how did you get in here?"

[-] Powderhorn@beehaw.org 4 points 4 weeks ago

There's no need of "slam" -- or "eye," "mull," "Solons," usw -- in an era where you're not writing a 1-42-4.

(1 column, 42pt, four lines)

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 65 points 4 weeks ago

"a single user says..."

The daily dot is a fucking joke.

[-] sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al 18 points 4 weeks ago

Regardless, 15 hours audio is low AF

[-] lily33@lemm.ee 1 points 4 weeks ago

15 hours for what period of time? The article mentions they'd refill in two days...

[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 4 weeks ago

Destroys even!

[-] stallmer@sopuli.xyz 33 points 4 weeks ago

Pro tip: get audiobooks from your library…along with paper books, ebooks, games, movies, etc.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago

The real story's in the comments. This helped my single-mother-friend stay sane in the early/poorest years. Everyone needs to know how their library has changed since they last borrowed a book in 1982. Thanks for posting this -- I forgot too!

[-] 0xtero@beehaw.org 26 points 4 weeks ago

So, is this the type of SLAM you'd typically see in a moshpit? Or are we talking about wrestling slams?

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 17 points 4 weeks ago

I think it's more like a door slam without a door.

[-] sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al 7 points 4 weeks ago

I'm voting poetry

[-] darkphotonstudio@beehaw.org 17 points 4 weeks ago

Oh Spotify, when will you stop trying to push people to the high seas

Spotify is worse than piracy. It's a robber baron.

[-] FlashMobOfOne@beehaw.org 9 points 4 weeks ago

I'm about 2/3 of the way through backing up my 'Liked' songs to MP3 files, at which point I'm ending my sub.

It's a bummer because I actually really like Spotify's algorithm and it suggests great music for my tastes, but, I can have that for free without feeding their stupid insatiable greed.

[-] Luvon@beehaw.org 13 points 4 weeks ago

“the 15 hours customers get free with premium equates to two audiobooks” Is the average audiobook really that short!

For eragon it would takes months to finish.

The hobbit is 10 hours.

Think most of the books I’ve listened to have been over that length, but I don’t use Spotify. Self hosting for the win. No time limits in prologue

[-] key@lemmy.keychat.org 6 points 4 weeks ago

They probably have a bunch of 1 hour 'books' that mess with the average as shorter is cheaper to help pad out their numbers.

Looking at my personal library, the median length audiobook is The Last Wish at a tad over 10 hours. So it'd be equal to 1.5 books going by that, not the worst marketing exaggeration I've ever seen.

[-] Person264@lemmings.world 9 points 4 weeks ago
[-] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 4 weeks ago

Not in the US unfortunately, which is bullshit

[-] along_the_road@beehaw.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

Dang :/ I was looking for the option

[-] Swarfega@lemm.ee 4 points 4 weeks ago

Thanks! I didn't know about this. I never use audiobooks. Just changed my family plan. £2 is £2!

[-] Nighed@sffa.community 3 points 4 weeks ago
[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

I hate the word “slams”

this post was submitted on 09 Jun 2024
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