It is not simply enough for me to not do those things, seeing others do could influence me into reconsidering my dislike for it and trying it again only to realize I still hate it, so it must banned entirely. If you disagree with me you are a white person.

Sorry I don't make the rules (actually I do)

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[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you disagree with me you are a white person.

stupidpol

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

Hexbear in a nutshell

[–] Huldra@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Anyone who disagrees with me is actually a corn syrup homonculus cooked up by AmeriKKKan alKKKemists in their lab$$ as part of a psyop.

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

Actually it is you who are a corn syrup homonculus cooked up by AmeriKKKan alKKKemists in their lab$$ as part of a psyop.

[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

GRAFTED BY YAKUB HIMSELF

[–] xkyfal18@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This but with me instead. I am the most principled Marxist to ever exist. If you disagree with me, you’re a bourgeois reactionary and a social-dogmato-imperio-khruschevite-brezhnevite

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like something a white person would say

[–] xkyfal18@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

you're a social-dogmato-imperio-khruschevite-brezhnevite

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

NO YOU ARE!

[–] xkyfal18@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 5 months ago

NO U

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh so close, but it's actually me that makes the rules and decides what things are okay to enjoy

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

Okay white person

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

If you don't have a hyperfixation on progressive metal like I do, you are a white person.

[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can we start with IP I don't like? Fuck marvel, fuck star wars, and fuck all the Mattel movies that are coming out.

Actually, fuck any movie that makes it to theaters. Indie or die.

[–] Achyu@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Indie

Indiana Jones movies are ok?

[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

Not in my book.

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

this but unironically

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

This is correct, but I did not enjoy this post. So you are actually reactionary

[–] Dickey_Butts@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Happy that Ulysses found a place to live rent free

[–] booty@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

didn't he buy a house? i think he might actually live rent free lmao

[–] Pynchonesque@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Enjoying things is reactionary and toxic

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What if I enjoy not enjoying things?

[–] Pynchonesque@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

wowee

[–] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

I am hereby rejecting my whiteness and becoming a dedicated diuretic materialist. Pass me the cranberry juice!

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hot sauce thread annoyed you too, eh?

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

First I get told crackers don't like spicy food, but now also liking TOO spicy food also makes you a cracker? This place keeps sending me mixed messages!!!

[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

I'm ain't readin that shit cracka

[–] QueerCommie@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The truth of your statement depends on if you like what I like.

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

Actually it depends on whether you like what I like