I'll wait for the gritty reboot, POOP. A story of an imperfect protaganist who struggles with fame, addictions, and money. All because he was cursed with a unique superhuman power that was named after him. He is a man who has lost his purpose until a peculiar stranger, Mr. Tinkle, makes him a compelling offer.

read with the same cadence as "The Boy who Lived" and he has a lightning bolt shaped skidmark

furiously trying to remember what the first animal that pooped was

If having to poop didn’t exist before he invented it, he is literally the serpent in the garden. Purge him quickly before we are driven out of paradise into the stall.

Move over Black Mirror

We Can Poop It For You Wholesale

Another classic Dirt_Owl po - hey what the fuck

"As soon as shit came outta his ass, no one believed the shit coming outta his mouth"

This is just a rewriting of the Fall with the entrance of sin into the world.

If Adam hadn't disobeyed we wouldn't have to poop. POOP IS SIN BECOME MATERIALIZED.