Set in a world where no one has ever pooped, Darwin Poop, our hero, poops and in his world the phenomenon is named after him. He is the subject of ridicule, medical invasion, religious speculation and a global power struggle. As an everyman hero, he never asked for this responsibility, he's a man out of time, a fish out of water and the only man on history who's bowels pass. Coming this fall.

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[–] flan@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

I'll wait for the gritty reboot, POOP. A story of an imperfect protaganist who struggles with fame, addictions, and money. All because he was cursed with a unique superhuman power that was named after him. He is a man who has lost his purpose until a peculiar stranger, Mr. Tinkle, makes him a compelling offer.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

read with the same cadence as "The Boy who Lived" and he has a lightning bolt shaped skidmark

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

furiously trying to remember what the first animal that pooped was

[–] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

If having to poop didn’t exist before he invented it, he is literally the serpent in the garden. Purge him quickly before we are driven out of paradise into the stall.

[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Move over Black Mirror

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

We Can Poop It For You Wholesale

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Another classic Dirt_Owl po - hey what the fuck

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

"As soon as shit came outta his ass, no one believed the shit coming outta his mouth"

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

This is just a rewriting of the Fall with the entrance of sin into the world.

If Adam hadn't disobeyed we wouldn't have to poop. POOP IS SIN BECOME MATERIALIZED.