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[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 5 days ago

Doctor: You must be allergic, what did you eat?

Me: It's proprietary.

[-] WagnasT@lemmy.world 156 points 1 week ago
[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago

Is that MIT (munch it today) or GPL (generally pleasing w/lettuce) licensed?

[-] WagnasT@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago
[-] deathmetal27@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago
[-] DeaDvey@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 days ago

Apacheat Licence

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 129 points 1 week ago

Sorry, Big Cheese now owns your colon.

[-] banazir@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 week ago

It's ok, I prefer my colon without Open Sores.

[-] ogeist@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

"Isn't your colon free and open source for anyone to use?, that's what I thought, you corpo chill"

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 101 points 1 week ago
[-] fernandu00@lemmy.ml 40 points 1 week ago

That's why I love Lemmy! Every day I learn something interesting here!

[-] django@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 week ago

I'd like to have some OpenCola now.

[-] Guenther_Amanita@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 week ago

That's actually quite cool to know.
I've always wanted to make my own Cola, especially since I can't tolerate even small amounts of caffeine. Thanks!

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I have used Jan Kruegers guide along with Sqouzen and Open Cola to find the correct ratios needed. Jan's recipe was chosen because its sugar free and skips the step with making sugar syrup, and you end up with 257ml syrup that gives 45l cola.

I'm on the fourth 1/4 scale batch, and weigh everything because its more precise than measuring volume, and that have helped me dial in the correct amounts.

I found that it's fun it is to tinker with all the ratios in a spreadsheet, while dialing in the recipe to my taste.

[-] HessiaNerd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

With so many ingredients I would suggest using the taguchi method for experimentation.

I really like how this video explains it for those not familiar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oULEuOoRd0&t=0

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[-] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 week ago

I'm a fan of Free Beer because it's beer that can be free as in free Beer and free as in freedom.

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[-] jinarched@lemm.ee 98 points 1 week ago

Your stomach is now bloated.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 88 points 1 week ago

Your shit is now company property You should return it at the earliest opportunity

[-] Rayspekt@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago

They enshittified shit smh

[-] cordlesslamp 26 points 1 week ago

Always choose the alternative FOSS (Free Open-Sauce Shit) option.

[-] recarsion@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

Fun fact, "fos" means "liquid shit" in Hungarian, applies literally in this case

[-] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago

Nothing says "delicious" like an ingredient list that ends in a version number.

[-] wanderer@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

That's not the ingredient list, the list is to the left, and that's not a version number, it's a reference to a food category system.

12.6.1 Emulsified sauces and dips
Sauces, gravies, dressings based and dips, at least in part, on a fat- or oil-in water emulsion such as salad dressing (e.g. French, Italian, Greek, ranch style), fat-based sandwich spreads (e.g. mayonnaise with mustard), salad cream, and fatty sauces and snack dips (e.g. bacon and cheddar dip, onion dip).

[-] scottywh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
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[-] voracitude@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago

The only option now is to slap an Intel Inside® sticker on your forehead and wait to be backdoored by three-letter agencies. My condolences to you and your back door.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago
[-] Rustmilian@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

Now begins the enshittification of your insides.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

That started like 50 years ago.

Live like Gentoo, cook everything from scratch

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

It's aur, with gentoo you'll need to farm first

[-] Deckweiss@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] HessiaNerd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Interesting! It seems to be German sellers, not sure if they would ship to the US...

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[-] MudMan@fedia.io 27 points 1 week ago

Technically all sandwiches are proprietary. Don't eat public sandwiches, we went through a pandemic, we should know better.

[-] ricdeh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

That's not what proprietary means. The dualism is proprietary/free (as in freedom), not proprietary/public.

[-] MudMan@fedia.io 9 points 1 week ago

Don't eat free to use sandwiches, either. Ew.

The UX is mostly garbage on those anyway.

Man, you must be a riot at parties.

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 25 points 1 week ago

It's okay just reverse-engineer it and release it under GPL

[-] crispy_kilt@feddit.de 17 points 1 week ago

You should not eat this.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

You're one of them now. Go away.

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

What country is this from? That's a rather confusing nutrition label; serving size is 15g but they show the nutrition facts for a 100g serving? It would make more sense to do the two column setup like the US does: show the info for one serving, and then the info for how much people actually eat (usually the entire package).

[-] r00ty@kbin.life 18 points 1 week ago

Per 100g is quite normal across Europe too (because you can kinda treat the values like a percentage or at least compare to any other product). We usually in the UK have per 100g and either per serving size or package size.

[-] Ksin@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

While ideally you'd want a column for serving size, package size, and per 100g, if you're only gonna have one it should definitely be the per 100g since that's the only one that allows you to easily compare between different brands and products.

[-] Ullallulloo@civilloquy.com 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
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[-] Twelve20two@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 week ago

Company's gonna need that back, sorry.

[-] Iloveyurianime@ani.social 8 points 1 week ago

We lost another linux user due to proprietary food rest in peace brother

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

A Cheese and Chilli spread with 10% carbs, most of which will probably sugar...

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What you're going to want to do is chase that with some Cured Pork and Beef and Rice and Soy Protein Product.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

per serve

"No child left behind" meets the corporate world.

[-] ashar@infosec.pub 3 points 1 week ago

It means that it is the new improved version

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

You are now a proprietary meat sack.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Better mail it back to the company after you're done digesting it.

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