this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2023
1061 points (94.8% liked)

Programmer Humor

24980 readers
658 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

I'm at true neutral.

(page 3) 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Floey@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Chaotic good looking to become chaotic gooder with a third misshapen monitor.

[–] zabadoh@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

I'm neutral impoverished.

[–] TehWorld@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I’m pretty sure I’m Chaotic Evil with 2x 1920x1200, 2x 1024x1200, a 1920x1080 and one 1366x768 but I don’t run any vertical anymore, so maybe not?

[–] ajnixzy@feddit.fun 3 points 2 years ago

Neutral good for personal. Lawful good for work.

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Lawful Evil at work Neutral Good at home Shockingly accurate about more than just the monitors!

[–] Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Honestly, these days I just work directly on my laptop. Get to use touchpad gestures which is nice, grilling my hands under CPU load maybe less nice.

It's usually enough to just alt+tab between my IDE and browser, so my workflow hasn't suffered much.

[–] Famborghini@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Chaotic good but smaller monitor is on the left, only because I had one shitty monitor I got on sale right out of high school and eventually bought a much nicer but slightly smaller one later.

load more comments (5 replies)
[–] jackoneill@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Gaming setup is true neutral Work from home setup is lawful neutral Office setup is chaotic evil

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Not a programmer, but I run Neutral Good + Lawful Neutral at the office, because my work issued a docking station with two symmetrical monitors, but they also issued me a laptop instead of a desktop, so what am going to do, not use the third monitor?

So, it's ugly, but it works since I either put baseball on one of the big monitors or Spotify on the laptop, and work on the other two.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm on the third Z axis of this chart

two screens same size to the front, laptop on a riser to my left, at a right angle, third, smaller screen to the left of that connected to a second laptop

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] MrRazamataz@lemmy.razbot.xyz 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

waiting for the "they're all evil" because using windows

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] BeezKnuts@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I guess I'm chaotic neutral. I've never had enough money to buy two of the same monitor. All of my stuff is stuff I got either for free from school or for extremely cheap.

[–] FarceMultiplier@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

Lawful neutral, though my laptop is up on a stand to bring it to the height of the monitor, so maybe chaotic good?

[–] Evil_Opossum@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Lawful Neutral reporting in!

load more comments (2 replies)

Lawful Neutral + Chaotic Evil...

I have so many screens...

[–] Templa@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

I'd swap lawful evil and neutral evil.

[–] icedcoffee@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Chaotic neutrals wya?! Especially when I was using a Mac for work with ShiftIt

[–] FrostKing@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Chaotic neutral - Laptop + larger monitor

[–] StarkillerX42@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A neat trick I learned recently. The vertical /smaller/secondary monitor should go on different sides for different people. Hold a finger close to your face and close one eye and then the other. Whichever eye more closely matches the both-eye image is your dominant eye and is where your secondary monitor should go.

[–] cesium@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Lawful evil, but with ultrawide monitors.

[–] AlgeriaWorblebot@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 years ago

Somewhere between chaotic neutral & chaotic evil here.

One of a pair as portrait, the other as landscape; laptop left-aligned with landscape & base-aligned with portrait for an appropriately unholy trio.

I also use workspaces and screen sessions for maximal WTFery.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

CN for those scanned PDFs. What am I gonna do, zoom in like some kind of animal?

[–] Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

So, Lawful Neutral is just broke? Hunh... (Counts on fingers: druids, monks, cloistered scholars...) Yeah, that tracks.

Also, ofc I'm Chaotic Neutral. Pfft. I blame Elite Dangerous, as I was once Neutral Good, but then discovered what the game was like on an Index, and then there was no reason for the monitors to start that way anymore. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Chaotic Evil is that stupid hacking computer in Swordfish.

[–] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Lawful Good, but they're all different sizes. So.. Chaotic Good? Chaotic Evil? Who knows.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] words_number@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

I've been neutral good, chaotic good and chaotic neutral in the past and am now lawful evil. No idea what that is supposed to mean though xD

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Chaotic neutral except i have a vertical one on each side like a big H. I do a lot of document writing

[–] the16bitgamer@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hey my old monitor setup isn't here.

Main display is normal with a laptop underneath, a vertical display to the left with a laptop display on the bottom under the first monitor

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] chahk@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

I'm off the chart. I have 2 mismatched monitors - a 27" and 34", and the 34 one is an ultrawide. It's wider than the other, but their bezels still line up.

[–] TheCee@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

What about square screens?

inb4 chaotic neckpain

load more comments
view more: ‹ prev next ›