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[-] llamapocalypse@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago

As a Florida Man I can confirm that this is 100% true.

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Seconding. Also, the guy on the right has it correct. You have to lean on them like a Segway.

[-] llamapocalypse@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

See, this dude's an experienced and responsible Florida driver.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 24 points 5 days ago

3 croc vehicles and no confederate flag or trump stickers on any of them? Methinks we are deceived - this is not Florida!

[-] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 days ago

Yeah, not only are these crocs instead of gators, the roads are straight with no pot holes

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

Yea... no. Sorry. I still think Crocs are ugly.

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

Did somebody input those "life in the year 2000" drawings from the good ole Queen Victoria days, plus "gators", into the AI image generator?

[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

This picture has been posted at least 3 years ago online, so even without an original source, I'm going to lean on the side that it's not AI. Every wacky piece of art isn't an AI trick.

[-] mhague@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Why walk when you can ride?

[-] noxy@yiffit.net 2 points 4 days ago

I heard this in such a clear dunmer accent in my head

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 12 points 5 days ago

In England Florida they use the other hand

[-] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago

In Louisiana we use little ones strapped to each foot and ride them like aquatic roller skates.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Hi. Do you still have a gator available?

[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago
[-] Wilshire@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago
[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

I look away. Tears in my eyes.

Sir, I'm afraid. I'm afraid that it will...be a while.

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 6 points 5 days ago

may I interest you in a sleek sports-caiman for your mid-life crisis?

[-] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

Is she riding that alligator to a funeral?

[-] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 6 points 5 days ago
[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

The design is very human.

[-] WagnasT@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

have to wear socks with your crocs or your feet get sweaty

[-] gnate@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Does one steer as a gondola?

[-] Beaver@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago

The poor horses can relate

[-] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago

Oooo so this is future Florida where women wear Christian Hijabs

this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2024
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