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[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

The world would be a more beautiful place, is what

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

I’ve always wanted to put googly-eyes on a

drugsmeth pipe

[–] T34_69@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

Probably look like the 400th season of Skibidi Toilet

[–] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

I can’t help but be disturbed by it after watching a Let’s Play of Amanda The Adventurer where it’s implied all the objects with eyes in the show are people Amanda has kidnapped and forced into such a hellish existence.

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They... don't?!!

stalin-stressed MY MIND!!!

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

ikr - gonna have a lot of explaining to do for my desk, she's gonna be so confused

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

What if my shoe is a foot freak. I don't want to throw them away

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Did the toilet parts have eyes before being combined into a finished toilet? What critical mass of size or function is necessary for a thing to deserve eyes?

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

The eyes sprout once the object is "complete", interpret that how you will.

It's been shown that items as small as Nintendo 64 cartridges can grow the eyes.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Do eyes spontaneously appear and vanish as things are dis/assembled? Do sets of eyes indicate distinct consciousnesses, and what happens to each consciousness as its body parts are combined or separated?

[–] bigboopballs@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

I often think about this.

I think if I ever get around to making a cute little 3D indie game, I would explore these possibilities.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

They wouldn't be objects

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

Military weapons would forever be questioning their existence, especially the ones being used on civilians.