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Oh my fucking GOD.

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[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I'm Out Here in These Streets" - Person who pops up every 6 months and is definitively not in any street.

[–] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

I forget she exists for months at a stretch.

[–] regul@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This would have seemed more authentic coming from only-good-gamer

[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago

He's much more believable and I'm still not certain he isn't an industry plant

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm gonna Pokemon GO to New Ho King and order fried rice with a dip sauce and some democracy, crodie!

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Dipping sauce for rice is certainly an image. trump-feed

lmayo

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a thing in Vietnam for sure. Purple sticky rice is so tasty. I'm guessing they do things different in Canada, though.

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

you're gonna have to talk to kendrick lamar about that one, friend

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

It's a very tedious and lengthy process

[–] Procapra@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This needs to be one of the quotes that appears at the top of the site. This is too fucking funny.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So you're going to use the SCOTUS ruling in your favor and stop republicans at all costs, right? anakin-padme-2

anakin-padme-4

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Under the SCOTUS ruling, could the VP minecraft the president to become the new president?

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Frank@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I stg I thought the Dem plan was to have her push him down the stairs a month after the inauguration, and I'm flabberghasted that no one palace coup'd him in all this time.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Maybe they were banking on him winning the second term before offing him and subbing in Kamala. That plan clearly has fallen apart.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Riddick rules. You keep what you adventure-time

[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Do you think Biden has seen the Underverse?

[–] chauncey@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They wouldn't have immunity for that crime (since it was performed while VP). However once they become president they could just pardon themselves.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

We need a gonzo slasher flick where the POTUS is a serial killer but no one can do anythinga bout it due to respect for America's institution. The final girl is treated like the actual movie villain for trying to stop the President.

[–] GenXen@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

I'd say that this could be Kamala's "they should Pokemon Go!..... to the polls" moment, but for her it's just another Tuesday.

[–] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it's her turn, please, it would be so funny

inshallah

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

They should let her be the nominee only on the condition that she has to use AAVE

[–] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How is the Supreme Court on the line? I don't think anyone's dying in the next 4 years (unless by an "official act").

[–] regul@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

there are some concerns about Sotamayor's health

so it might be 7-2 instead of 6-3, can you even imagine how awful that would be?

[–] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Exactly the same, but locked in for longer

[–] regul@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

It's only locked in as long as cowardly deference to "institutions" continues.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Lol they just legislated The Purge.

[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I fucking thought this was the fake news comm.

How do you not cringe? How do you actually say all of that and not cringe?

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I assume it's somehow related to being a cop.

Is Nick Mullen her PR manager?

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Literally thought this was the fakenews comm

[–] Barx@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Ahahahahahaha

"The streets will heavily fuck with this"- kamala

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

death to america

[–] FungiDebord@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Again, less cringe than when Kendrick says it

[–] thisismyrealname@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

-- certified Drake lover

[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Either a Drake stan or contrarian-maxxing

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Not Like This

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

aave from a man who grew up in compton is cringe to you?

[–] porcupine@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TemutheeChallahmet@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

She was taught about "play cousins" for the first ever time by the BET intern who mic'd her for this