The only good game is Tetris 
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i have played 0 of these games so they're all bad probably
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They’re all bad. Now report to the Gamer GULAG 
Have not played. Have not played. Have not played. Have not played. Have not played. Have not played. Have not played. Have not played. Have not played. Have not played. Have not played. Have not played. Have not played.
Yeah I’m a gamer 
Games I have played:
- Elden Ring
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Noita
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All that other shit
i only play games that at least 3 Finnish drunks have touched
If the game doesn't randomly explode my character and also threaten to explode my gpu despite looking like ass, is it even a real game?
bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad give me my one true leftist badge
Video games are bourgeois decadence! All are bad!
out of these I've only played fallout 4 and it sucked so bad, but it's the only one i can rank so...
Elden ring, rdr2, mgs, and zelda are good. All others are bad. I have spoken.
From best to worst:
• Elden Ring
• Marvel’s Spider-Man 2
• Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
• Red Dead Redemption 2
• Grand Theft Auto V
• The Last of Us 2
• God of War Ragnarok
• Horizon Forbidden West
• Fallout 4
• Metal Gear Solid V
• Starfield
Haven’t played:
• Cyberpunk 2077
• Assassin’s Creed Mirage
God of War Ragnarok and Horizon Forbidden West I didn’t play I only played their first games but unless they’re fundamentally different they’d end up in the exact same place on the list
I am FO4's strongest soldier
Good (in no particular order):
- Elden Ring
- Cyberpunk 2077
- GTA V
Slop:
- FO4
- FO76
Trash tier:
- Starfield
- Anything from Ubisoft or Nintendo
N/A:
- Everything else
There is no monster hunter and therefore the list is wrong
Every Saints Row game including the kinda shitty reboot one is better than any GTA game
Good: All of them except for Bethesda because Bethesda, ass creed and horizon, because I don't know what they are
Horizon is an Ubisoft style open world game, but with robot animals and dinosaurs. Haven't played the second one, but in the first one the mid game was such a slog that I didn't touch it for years, and now I'm just letting my pre teen niece finish my playthrough. The game is actually becoming really good now lol.
Damn sounds dope in concept, but it being Ubisoft I would imagine its not good in practice
It's not made by Ubisoft actually, but by Guerrilla Games, the same people that made the Killzone series. I just use "Ubisoft style" as an adjective to describe the nature of the open world. The game is expected quite well, but since it's their first attempt at something like this, there are a few pacing issues and some of the combat is repetitive on higher difficulties. But otherwise it's actually a very good game.
Only two of these are even remotely worth playing.
Masterpiece, sublime
- The first 60% of MGSV
Really great
- God of War Ragnarok
- Red Dead Redemption 2
Very mediocre with some good parts
- Horizon Forbidden West
- Fallout 4
- The Last of Us 2
- Elden Ring
- Cyberpunk 2077
- Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
- GTAV
Doodoo Slop
- The second 40% of MGSV
- Starfield
- Assassin's Creed Mirage
- Spider Man 2 (swing mechanics are fun tho)
war criminalsAny time game ranking is brought up, the list remains the same:
#1: The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
#2-♾️: everything else
The only one on here on first glance that I'd want to play is Elden Ring
Cyberskunk 1986
Zelda and MGS V are super fun
Cyberpunk is kinda objectively bad, but I enjoyed it anyhow
Haven't played the rest of them
I mean those all sound like really good games. Unless you particularly hate the game genre the game is from or hate the game studio that developed it, most people would enjoy playing all of them, especially now that the ones that were glitchy and unplayable at launch have been fixed.
Starfield is great the rest are shit
Spicy. I like it.
The only good games are games that I personally played and enjoyed. All other games are either facist or lib shit
I have played like 2 games here and they were both mid in several critical ways but with good core gameplay loops.
- Elden Ring
- MGSV
- Spider Man 2
- GoW Ragnarok
- Cyberpunk 2077
- Horizon Forbidden West
- TotK
- Fallout 4
- GTA5
- Assassin's Creed Mirage
- RDR2
- Last of Us 2
- Starfield
MGSV is a 6/10, for reference.
I have only played these four, but: Horizon > Mirage > TotK > Fallout
I only played GTA V because it was free for a week
Where are my 999: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors fans at???
While I think there are some excellent games on that list, none of them would be in my top 10 (which is obviously subjective). Then again, my favorites are all different types of strategy games, such as Civilization or Total War, etc.