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You don't wanna know what happens if you end up guessing right. walter

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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

"It was not an assassination attempt. I was deer hunting. Yes, I am guilty of doing it out of season but..." - Bernie.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Jeff Tiedrich's brain broke after the debate and it's the only thing he could think to do.

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[–] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

Lee Harvey Oswald, risen from the grave.

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

A cop who bent over and had his gun fall on the ground.

[–] mechwarrior2@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

"I told you not to miss! Was I not Pokemon Crystal clear about that?"

[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

Barron's been training his whole life to take down the Trump crime cartel from the inside

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

Explains the aim

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

Jeff Tiedrich snapped

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

Trump shot first. This was an act of self defense.

[–] Storm@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Mystique disguised as Gambit.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

A investment portfolio specialist from the Bay Area. Has a substack about the mueller investigation that was updated as late as last week.

[–] Mountain_Mike_420@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 months ago

One of trump’s secret service who is so sick of his job but knows the only way out is his death.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

Rosie finally had enough

Alternatively: Mike Pence

[–] TheChemist@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

Someone who decided life was too boring and decided to do that for fun.

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 months ago

Q

It's all part of the plan

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

Radical liberal

[–] roux@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

Motherfucker was Woke CRT Antifa and we all know it!

[–] ChairmanSpongebob@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

he's Ruzziun

[–] naom3@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago
[–] Naal@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

Trump got shot??? Wow. You're telling me this for the first time

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Pinkerton with an Atari logo tattoo

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[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Johnny Harris

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