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You don't wanna know what happens if you end up guessing right. walter

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[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 61 points 3 months ago (2 children)

John Hinkley Jr just can't shoot straight to save his life

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 52 points 3 months ago

nah, this time jodi foster did it to impress him

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

I can't either; I only shoot gay.

[–] Eco@hexbear.net 51 points 3 months ago (1 children)

some weird qanon person who has dug themselves so deep that they think the only way to bring about the storm is to sacrifice trump

[–] someone@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago

Or even weirder, to sacrifice themself for Trump.

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 51 points 3 months ago (3 children)
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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 49 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A wine mom with resting bitch face at the ready and a .22 with a water bottle on the end who's had enough of Mango Musolini

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 43 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Misanthropic_Stork@lemmy.ml 44 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

The legend has passed beyond hexbear users. Dang

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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 40 points 3 months ago (2 children)

One of the resistance libs finally snapped.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago

Brooklyn Dad Defiant doing everything he can to help Joe

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They said wrong answers only...

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 18 points 3 months ago (7 children)

They'd never log off to go do something funny.

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[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 38 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Somebody that actually went to the range.

[–] PurrLure@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago

hamas-red-triangle

thicc-trump hillary-assassin She lost to him yet again smh.

[–] footfaults@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thousands of hours of dry fire

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[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago

It was Jodie Foster to try and impress John Hinkley Jr.

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago

he was not known to the fbi

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Shinzo Abe. He wasn't really killed. He went underground to train for one last mission. Which he botched

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

r/TrueAnon power poster

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A Nazi who's pissed off that Trump doesn't want to give shitloads of money to Ukraine.

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[–] Spike@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

One of the Lemmy vote libs realised they can't convince the left to vote so they took matters in to their own hands

[–] footfaults@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hunter Biden, trying his best and failing yet again

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[–] CptKrkIsClmbngThMntn@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

Time traveler sent to kill Doidld Tyatsmr but went too far back and shot the wrong guy

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago
[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

A MAGA supporter that's jealous that BlueMAGA has a candidate on the verge of death and wanted to take matters into their own hands.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

Don Jr. trying to take his dad's attention back from Barron

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kestrel@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Have fun with the doorkickers for this post

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[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

His son, the one he forgets he has, found some of those party poppers with the confetti and cardboard disks and started playing with them nearby, hoping to win his distant father's attention if he was perceived as celebrating hard enough.

One of the carboard disks caught the wind and gave him a papercut.

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The ghost of Leon Czolgosz possessing the body of a never-Trump Republican

[–] RedHelhest@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago
[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

Guy wasn't shooting at Trump; the guy behind Trump fucked the shooter's wife. And damn it, he nailed that guy.

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Keir Starmer (he's a spy and was/is in the States)

[–] FactuallyUnscrupulou@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

An aged Jam band guy from the Southern tier of New York. Probably started a web store selling dried mushrooms and is now the millionaire next door type with a cabin on the finger lakes. He met his wife at Cornell and they have a daughter who moved West so it's just the two of them and their Corgi named Winston.

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[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

It's literally just John Hinckley again

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

There was no shooter. Due to climate change, the increased median ambient temperature in Butler, PA reached a high enough point that it caused a chambered round in a spectator's Ruger 10/22 to spontaneously combust and propel itself at Trump's ear. The outgas from the exploding round caused the semi-auto action to chamber the next round in the magazine, which also spontaneously combusted and propelled itself out of the barrel, and so on and so forth. zizek-theory

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Ukrainian and Azov Battalion member protecting the future of his country.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

"It was not an assassination attempt. I was deer hunting. Yes, I am guilty of doing it out of season but..." - Bernie.

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