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For me it's Coke, Flaming hot cheetohs, synders pretzel bites and anything... like... microwavable pizza esque. Like hot pockets, bagel bites, pizza rolls etc

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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Energy drinks.Those things are evil.

[–] roux@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

No fucking shit lol. I was trying to make that one of the things I gave up this year and instead I'm down to 3 a week.

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

Sugar, I basically have a damn sugar addiction. Wish I could stop, especially since I've not been keeping up on working out due to a fall last year and have gained a whole ton of weight. From fruit to boring grandparent candy if its sweet and put in front of me its fucking gone.

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

McDonald's breakfast sandwiches, they're so greasy and tassty

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

I just can't stop with the auto-cannibalism

[–] makotech222@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

my entire diet is food slop products. its my worst vice by far.

[–] FearsomeJoeandmac@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

Other than my mom's cooking (which is great, but I'm moving out soon to sober living) yeah I eat nothing but processed slop. Should be eating apples and shit not Spicy dill pickle flavored potato chips.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

i will eat spicy potato soft tacos until they kill me

[–] FearsomeJoeandmac@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

that's the one

[–] erik@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Energy drinks. I get them sugar free, but all that caffeine daily cannot be good for me. Friends have told me it completely perplexes them because I eat clean outside of them, I drink 3 liters of water a day, no red meat, no refined sugar, little fried food, almost no carbs and I'm basically straight edge, no alcohol, no other drugs. But caffeine via energy drinks. it's like my one little treat, but it's probably killing me faster than a moderate amount of grass fed beef or something.

[–] TrudeauCastroson@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maybe I'm in denial, but depending on how many you drink it's probably fine?

One energy drink has around the same caffeine as a cup of coffee. One time I did drink so much knock-off redbull that my pee was fluorescent (It's never been that colour before or since), but other than that it's probably fine.

[–] erik@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I do mostly do Monster, which has less than some of the more extreme brands like Bang. Maybe I am being a little too crunchy, but coffee feels "natural", but I hate the taste of it, whereas energy drinks are this very synthetic thing that I love.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ice cream, cookies etc. all good

Oh and instant ramen

[–] FearsomeJoeandmac@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

The instant ramen is one I forgot about.

Fuck man even though it shaves like half a day off your life everytime you ingest a pack

[–] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Boxed mac and cheese. I at least mitigated the economic damage by buying a thing of the powder to use with supermarket pasta.

[–] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I rediscovered my love for mac and cheese when I found out Walmart's generic version was 39 cents. It was seriously the cheapest calorie per dollar meal you could find so I was buying up cartfuls of that slop every trip during the pandemic when grocery prices for most other foods skyrocketed. It's gone up a bit since then but still a hell of a bargain compared to the Kraft box and it tastes pretty much the same.

What powder are you using BTW? The Hoosier Farm Big Daddy Mac Mix?

[–] huf@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

The Hoosier Farm Big Daddy Mac Mix?

this is a real product and it's not related to some kind of sex crime? what the fuck.

[–] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

"KD SHAKER" is what the jar says.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

Coffee and chocolate. The coffee can be pretty easily sourced from not hyper-evil stuff, but even with cutting out Nestle it's still a coin flip. Hoping to cut out the chocolate, save for maybe a local vegan chocalatier.

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I’ve been living on a steady diet of gas station gunk since my delivery job started needing me more regularly.

On that note - energy drinks and caffeine pills. I’ve been drinking coffee since middle school so I have a high threshold.

[–] spacecadet@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Sugary cereal made for children 😔

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

Fruity Pebbles and Berry Pebbles whip ass. I've never met a puzzle in the back of the box I couldn't solve either.

centrist

[–] FearsomeJoeandmac@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

This is one I don't do anymore thank god.

[–] Edamamebean@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Just finished my giant Costco box of cinnamon toast crunch and I must resist the urge to obtain another

[–] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

To quote dethklok: waddya mean booze ain’t food?

If it is, that. If not, doing well food wise tbh. Maybe salt? I need to reduce my salt intake more than I have so far.

[–] da_gay_pussy_eatah@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This question seems destined to start a struggle session, but I'm not taking the bait.

[–] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

Five hours in and not a single argument, be the change you want to see in the world

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I developed a taste for Little Caesar's when I was a carnie and it's become sort of embarassing

[–] pastalicious@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

As a former employee, I hope you were showing up for the cheap or free pizzas right before closing. We ripped the box tops off to signal to inventory that we threw it away, then gave it out or sold it for a couple bucks we pocketed. That was a looong time ago; they probably have better prevention systems now.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Like I said, I was a carnie. The only restaurants reliably open after we closed were y'all and McDonald's, and McD's was somehow always further from the lot than Little Caesars.

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm a latent/reformed hot couch homie and still fucking adore microwaved frozen burritos. Cooking them enough to unthaw in the microwave then basting them with a little melted butter and browning it for a couple minutes turning it in the oven on the broiler setting then serving them with some salsa and sour cream+chives and eating them like enchiladas with a fork and knife was a revelatory dirtbag gourmand discovery.

chefs-kiss

[–] FearsomeJoeandmac@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You were never a true hot couch homie or dirtbag.

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

No true hot couch fallacy smuglord

[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's just "thaw" my dude. "Unthaw" would mean freeze

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

For some reason I thought that was a flammable/inflammable type deal lmao

[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

fried chicken, ice cream, and cake has to be the worst things I eat somewhat regularly

[–] ped_xing@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

For me it's a short list of what I have been able to give up. I didn't know lunch meats were so bad for the longest time and was never nuts about them. Same with bagels. And switching to sugar-free sodas was a breeze because I don't even know if I could distinguish them in a blind taste-test.

For all the other garbage, I'm a garbage disposal.

[–] FearsomeJoeandmac@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Me too unfortunately. I'm switching back to Coke Zero once this twelve back runs out so that's some calories out of my diet.

I feel like I'm going to have a permanent dad bod until I cut Most of this shit out of my diet.

[–] Edamamebean@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

I am guilty of enjoying many slop products, potato chips, sugary cereal, processed cheese slices, pizza pockets, the list goes on. My parents never really kept processed or instant food in the house growing up, and now as an adult I feel like it's sort of backfired with me eating all these things to compensate. Eating a grilled cheese made with shitty white bread and the fake cheese slices still feels like I'm staying at a friend's house and getting away with something I shouldn't. Or maybe that's just a bad excuse I've made up.

[–] imogen_underscore@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

coke zero and chicken