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[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 81 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Honey, get the resin! I have an idea!"

[–] atocci@lemmy.world 61 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It would make for an amazing looking gaming table. Not sure how well trying to keep track of your own dice on it would go though...

[–] MuAraeOracle@real.lemmy.fan 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You throw a dice with arrows instead of numbers and get the number it points to.

This will also make it more fun: roll 1d4 okay i get 18

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Sounds like a great chaos session

[–] Manalith@midwest.social 4 points 2 months ago

There's only one 20 on the entire table and it's surrounded by 1s

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

A lot of people I know have mats, trays, or some sort of rollers. Would make for some cool campaign ideas though. Characters are all drugged, drunk, suffering from insanity.

"I'm going to need you to put on these and roll without your mat..."

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Rolled a nat 1 on their history check I see.

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Wait till he hears about Eppstein , a town in Germany

[–] Fern@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don't understand... but I like it.

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Holy crap I thought this was some deep D&D type thing where rolling dice creates your map and therefore a table full of dice ended up being some monstrosity of map and then I read these comments an see why there's a desire to escape into fantasy world's away from the bullshit rolls in this one

[–] Otakulad@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I thought the table was an island.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 months ago

It took me a minute lol

Epstein

[–] DenizEfe@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago

Bro attacks a bystander

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Don't know what idea I like more,

  1. He is doing the weirdest troll
  2. He is mistaken
  3. We are mistaken to think that he means Epstein and he is totally right and on the money. (Geoff made have a vacation love Affair with his wife or something)

I can't choose

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Holy shit though, cool collection. You could frame that as abstract art.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jeff Epstein? The New York financier?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

There's no way. Let's get Ghislaine on the phone.

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I had no idea Laura Bailey's dad is named Geoff

(This is a Critical Role joke and has nothing to do with the point of the OP)

[–] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

I have yet to see Laura's dice. At this point I think they're a myth. They gotta move that camera down.

[–] magic_smoke@links.hackliberty.org 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

For a second I thought this table was a kitchen island and was very confused...