Kamala Harris, but every time you say it you randomize the stress pattern.
Little Joe.
Vice President Trump.
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Kamala Harris, but every time you say it you randomize the stress pattern.
Or just coming up with a slightly different name every time Trump says it ala Norman Finklestein would be amazing.
"Pamala Ferris everybody, she's no good! The first to drop out and had to go sucking up to Joe."
Coocoo Kamala? I'm just spit balling here
KaBlahBlah
Does anyone actually know what she is going on about when she talks? Word... salad... that's what they call it, that's what it is, when no one knows what you're talking about. She loves a word salad. Probably a few too many glasses of wine too. You noticed that? Always slurring a little bit like she had too many at lunch. It's impossible not to notice with how much she talks. The things that come out of her mouth! "The future is the past is a thing from the mind" or whatever... she just goes on and on, rambling like a crazy person, you know? KaBlahBlah. That's what I call her. Because it's all word salad... blah blah blah blah blah.
This is top quality 
I'd suggest selling this to the big wet boy but he never pays anyone
Hoping the fines from the inevitable felony settlements don't affect my 1982 invoice for redoing the grouting where we had to cut the tiles to fit new gold toilets in Trump Tower.
: I've got it! Crazy Kamala!
Ms Monotone
Little coconut (literally just repeating memes I don't understand)
Copmala
Kamala Embarris
Kamalussy
Ka-malice
Commiefornia
Commiefornian Embarrisment
DEI Hillary/ DEI clinton
Vice candidate
The backup / the replacement
Plan b
primary loser
Joe's Hoe
Copmala
He doesn't really want to advertise her to his base does he though
Commiela Harris
Commiefornia Kamala
I don't think they can do better than that
Embarrassing Harris
Kalamity Harris
Kamla does mean crazy in Punjabi so...self burn?
Kamala (कमला) here means Lotus. It is a common Indian name.
Thats कमल genius (common spelling). But yea names common
Kamala is just the feminisation of Kamal, since Kamal is a male name.
In Finnish Kamala means horrible
Horrible Harris....folks we call her Horrible Harris...
Finnish Her!
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
KKKamala HariSS
when I get back into the Chairmanship, folks, we're finally doing it, we're getting rid of landlords- you got a landlord? NOOOOT anymore, it's going to be the People's revolution, like nobody ever before, believe me
Kamala Haram
Kamalapam
Kalala-land Embarris
that's the best you're getting at 4AM
Kamala Hairass?
Mall Kopa Harris
"Cuckoo for Coconuts Kamala" is about the most Trumpish one I can come up with, but that's probably more syllables than his scrambled brain can process ever since the unconventional ear piercing incident
Edit: And it assumes that anyone over on the Code Red MAGA side has heard the coconut tree meme
Cackling Kamala.
Real talk this might actually get to trump I know a guy who knows a guy that's a multimillionaire Republican donor.
Kid Killer Kopmala / Kid Killer Kamala depending on how hard you want to go