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[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Kamala Harris, but every time you say it you randomize the stress pattern.

Little Joe.

Vice President Trump.

Xanax, Warrior Princess.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Kamala Harris, but every time you say it you randomize the stress pattern.

Or just coming up with a slightly different name every time Trump says it ala Norman Finklestein would be amazing.

"Pamala Ferris everybody, she's no good! The first to drop out and had to go sucking up to Joe."

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

Coocoo Kamala? I'm just spit balling here

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

KaBlahBlah

Does anyone actually know what she is going on about when she talks? Word... salad... that's what they call it, that's what it is, when no one knows what you're talking about. She loves a word salad. Probably a few too many glasses of wine too. You noticed that? Always slurring a little bit like she had too many at lunch. It's impossible not to notice with how much she talks. The things that come out of her mouth! "The future is the past is a thing from the mind" or whatever... she just goes on and on, rambling like a crazy person, you know? KaBlahBlah. That's what I call her. Because it's all word salad... blah blah blah blah blah.

speech-r a-little-trolling

[–] tocopherol@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

This is top quality trump-drenched

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'd suggest selling this to the big wet boy but he never pays anyone

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Hoping the fines from the inevitable felony settlements don't affect my 1982 invoice for redoing the grouting where we had to cut the tiles to fit new gold toilets in Trump Tower.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

trump-moist: I've got it! Crazy Kamala!

[–] machiabelly@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Ms Monotone

Little coconut (literally just repeating memes I don't understand)

Copmala

Kamala Embarris

Kamalussy

Ka-malice

Commiefornia

Commiefornian Embarrisment

DEI Hillary/ DEI clinton

Vice candidate

The backup / the replacement

Plan b

primary loser

Joe's Hoe

[–] newerAccountWhoDis@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Copmala

He doesn't really want to advertise her to his base does he though

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Commiela Harris

Commiefornia Kamala

I don't think they can do better than that

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

Embarrassing Harris

[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

Kalamity Harris

[–] Midnight1938@reddthat.com 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Kamla does mean crazy in Punjabi so...self burn?

[–] vritrahan@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Kamala (कमला) here means Lotus. It is a common Indian name.

[–] Midnight1938@reddthat.com 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Thats कमल genius (common spelling). But yea names common

[–] vritrahan@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

Kamala is just the feminisation of Kamal, since Kamal is a male name.

[–] Perkele@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

In Finnish Kamala means horrible

[–] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Horrible Harris....folks we call her Horrible Harris...

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Finnish Her!

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

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[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

trump-anguish when I get back into the Chairmanship, folks, we're finally doing it, we're getting rid of landlords- you got a landlord? NOOOOT anymore, it's going to be the People's revolution, like nobody ever before, believe me

[–] ComradeSpahija@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 3 months ago

Kamala Haram inshallah-script

[–] Voidance@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago
[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Kalala-land Embarris

that's the best you're getting at 4AM

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Kamala Hairass?

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Mall Kopa Harris

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"Cuckoo for Coconuts Kamala" is about the most Trumpish one I can come up with, but that's probably more syllables than his scrambled brain can process ever since the unconventional ear piercing incident

Edit: And it assumes that anyone over on the Code Red MAGA side has heard the coconut tree meme

[–] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Cackling Kamala.

Real talk this might actually get to trump I know a guy who knows a guy that's a multimillionaire Republican donor.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

Kid Killer Kopmala / Kid Killer Kamala depending on how hard you want to go