So that was a fucking lie too.
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I'm choosing to believe it for the possibility of the something funny happening in the next 6 months.π€
holding out hope for a year of four presidents.
Biden dies tomorrow, kamela becomes Pres, she loses to trump, trump rules for two weeks and then chokes on a big mac and dies, Vance becomes the president
one or more candidates killed in an unrelated mass shooting because wring place wrong time. shootout between usss agents and local "good guy with a gun" types who jerked off about being that guy at that mall.
would be funny to show up by a 
supprter.
Gotta love having state of the art antivirals and drugs that 99% of your population can't afford or have access to.
Land of the freeeeeee
It merely requires 24/7 care for a week and thousands of dollars in drugs to ensure that you don't die or becoming disabled... because It's mild and the pandemic is over.
Heβs back in a good mood and un-dropping out.
Here's to a quick resolution
Doctor also said he has the gait of a 17 year old boy
The doctor was also quoted as saying 
the photo looks like he is currently pooping in his diaper
In fact I don't think he'll ever be sick again! 
He's gonna do that one scene in wolf of wall street
Guess they turned off the heart attack gun
It was obviously misdiagnosed Havana Syndrome.
Yeah when I got covid all i had to do was not run for president and it cleared up
except the accelerated cognitive decline but that's happening to everybody so it's ok :)
takes five weeks until long covid symptoms show up
It's almost completely resolved, cuz he's figured dead until proven (barely) alive, when da Covid leaves...
And people say he's a dementia ridden old man! If he were really an old man, why would he be acting like a teenager trying to fake being sick to get out of school?
AI Biden is immune to COVID.
Flesh and blood Biden is likely on ice, waiting for the most politically beneficial time to have a national funeral.
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