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Folks, we have the best ears don’t we folks. The Democrats are scared because they see our ears, they know they can’t compete with our ears, they say to me “wow, how do you get ears like that?” (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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You know who else is good at regenerating body parts? Lizard people

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[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

lathe-of-heaven Trump leans into the ear thing too much and surgically grafts Spock ears onto himself to emphasize and draw attention to his ear power

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

His plastic surgeon forgets who Spock is and instead pulls up a picture of Quark

Trump ends up with some serious lobes

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Rule of Acquisition 7: Keep your ears open.

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

cat ears, he needs cat ears

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Best ear* singular.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Bro got that Deadpool healing factor

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Is this real? Its just too good.

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

no unfortunately it's not

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Trump the starfish